"Hey Rey here! Sorry I can't take your call right now but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible...after the tone please record your message —"

"Goddammit!" He slammed down on the end call button. "She better answer her goddamn phone."

Shaking his head, Ren headed into the kitchen to get something to calm him. With a dark coffee cup in hand he scrolled through his notifications.

Hux: you have a lot of explaining to do fucktard
Hux: um hello?
Hux: answer your goddamn phone!!
Hux: REN!!

Rolling his eyes, he deleted the nonsense messages. About 10 minutes later his ringtone went off. It was a seriously outdated song but Ren was the type who didn't exactly like change and was also too lazy to find a new tone.

"Hello?"

"You called?" She sounded both pissed off and tired. Ren paused to think for a moment contemplating if she got a stick up her ass while playing fetch with her friend Poe's stupid dog.

"Yes I called."

"What about? I know we're 'dating' and all but I'd like to see your name pop up on my phone as least as possible."

"Have you checked the video I posted?"

"It's posted? Since when?"

"2 o'clock yesterday morning."

"Do you even sleep?"

"Look let's not talk about my sleep patterns right now, I just want you to read the comments."

"Um why?"

"God dammit Rey just read them!"

"Okay for fucks sake I will! I'll call you back."

And with that she hung up the phone.

Out of all the people she had to be the one I fought with last year. God dammit Ren why couldn't you get pissed off at someone less annoying

After muttering a few curses under his breath, he returned to the uploaded video, scrolling through the comments again, stumbling across a thread.

Sandwich_boy: are they dating?
Jess_xx: I think idk
Padmom.bb: hell yah I think they are!
Sandwich_boy: don't they fucking hate each other though?
Jess_xx: have you seen the way he looked at her after she sang that last note? Yup they totally hate each other. So much hate oh my gosh (note the sarcasm here)

Ren stopped reading after his call was returned.

"You read the comments?"

"Um yeah."

"What do you think?"

"I think it was a success."

"Should we still do the video on your channel?"

"Nope I have a better idea, meet me at my place in a few."

•{•}•

"Why am I here again?"

"Because of my master plan."

"And that is?" He crossed his arms, raising his eyebrows in doubt.

"Well I was thinking Finn —"

"No."

"But I didn't even finish —"

"But I said no."

"Why?"

"I don't want anything to do with that traitor."

"Come with me."

Rey grabbed his hand roughly and basically dragged him to her couch. He sat down, Rey parallel to him. They faced each other and Rey held his hands.

"Do you trust me?"

"Do I have a fucking choice?"

"Not really."

"Well there's your answer."

"Stop being such a sarcastic little shit and kiss me."

"What?! Why?"

"I said trust me, okay?!"

"Okay."

He leaned in.

A/N: not bad for an 11 o'clock at night update