So uh... I literally found this poem while looking up things about furries, so just know that I'm not the author of this poem. Although, my first fursona was a fox...

I'm a little foxy, short and stout.
Here is my tail, here is my snout.
Get me on all fours and hear me shout
"Oh gawd yes! Please don't pull out!"

Please nobody judge me for that poem. Especially any furries. I'm also a furry, and while I do find this slightly offensive, I also think it is interesting enough to go on here. Zack, you shut up.