I was riding the school bus and this kid I talk to started telling me a bunch of dark and perverted jokes. I can relate to this one.

A rapist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, and a masochist are on a prison bus. The rapist says, "I wish I had a cat I could rape."
The murderer says, "I wish I had a cat a could rape and kill."
The necrophiliac says, "I wish I had a cat I could rape, kill, and rape again."
The masochist says, "Meow."

That's the joke. What do you think? Personally, I would prefer not to be killed, but what's what is not up to me. Do you think I am a weirdo? Probably.