This really happened with a kindergartener xD

lil one: I wanna be a girl

Guy: I can give you magic powers.

L.O: wha but I don't have long hair still

L.O: Why am I not a girl

Guy: that's a question for your mother.
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L.O: Why are you brown but your lips aren't

Guy: .... That's a question for your mother.

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"GET OFF MY BUTT, DUMB CAR"
-My mother
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