>Unknow Number<
Is this Lance?

>Lance<
Are you Pidge?

>Unknown Number<
Yes!

>Lance<
So Keith didn't kill you :)

Changed Name to Pidgeon

>Pidgeon<
Noooope.
He loves me <3

>Lance<
Bleh..
Love is gross.

>Pidgeon<
Sorry about Kate...

>Lance<
Wait! How do you know!?

>Pidgeon<
Dude...
You literally screamed at her at the bar because you caught her cheating.
Then you said you didn't even care because you were gay.

>Lance<
I said WHAT!

>Pidgeon<
My waffles are done <3
Good Luck with Keith.
You are super handsy when drunk :p

>Lance<
I am what?
Pidge
Katie???

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