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petewentz: just been informed that the lead singer of fall out boy thinks i'm hot.. hit me up daddy ??

username: "daddy" i just

username2: why would patrick stump hit u up when he's fucking bobbryar

username3: ^^because pete is a likeable person unlike bobbryar

patrickstump: check dm princess petewentz

bobbryar: trick wtf patrickstump

patrickstump: stop playing like we're dating u know that shit's been off. too bad ur management doesn't want ppl to know bc i'm the only reason you're still in mcr🙃 bobbryar

username4: what a fucking savage ^

username5: bob is a rat

trohman: ^^

bobbryar: wtf i thought u liked me trohman

hurleyxvx: a lot of people think a lot of things. that doesn't make them true bobbryar

username6: slay mom hurleyxvx

hurleyxvx: just looking out for my children💁🏻

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bob gtfo

also i love writing this so much