@coline.lavana
Hi Philippe Coutinho
I sent you a message first so you were supposed to send the first message this time.
I figured out that you did not know that so I did
Sorry I'm just making a fool of myself.

@phil.coutinho
hi Coline Lavana
i did not know that
actually i thought that you never wanted to talk to me again
i made a fool of myself by liking that pic of yours so 1-1.

@coline.lavana
Omg you literally breathe football it is creepy

@phil.coutinho
i am a football player

@coline.lavana
Am I talking about hair 24/7?

@phil.coutinho
maybe you do but just not with me

@coline.lavana
I don't
But I have something weird to say about hair tho

@phil.coutinho
go on

@coline.lavana
Are you gonna screenshot it and post it everywhere

@phil.coutinho
omg Coline just tell me already

@coline.lavana
Oh so we are calling each other by our names now?

@phil.coutinho
...am i supposed to write "Coline Lavana" each time?

@coline.lavana
Nu-uh you are not allowed to complain, I take a super long time writing your last name because I always forget were the 'h' is

@phil.coutinho
don't change the subject!

@coline.lavana
Okay fine
I really wanna put my hands in your hair?¿
Sorry i am awkward i'll just...go & die

@phil.coutinho
u so cute

@coline.lavana
Lmao where
I'm just embarrassing myself

@phil.coutinho
my hair is very soft

@coline.lavana
That's your opinion

@phil.coutinho
not only

@coline.lavana
Your girlfriend doesn't count

@phil.coutinho
i meant my teammates
smooth way to know if i have a gf tho.

@coline.lavana
Cocky much?

@phil.coutinho
i have training but you can keep flirting with me after that

@coline.lavana
I was not flirting with you!

Philippe Coutinho?
I was not, okay.
Really not.

...

"And that's how I ended up buy thirty pineapples," Messi concluded his story, and everybody nodded.

"That's your secret to be that good? Pineapples?" asked Ter Stegen, and Messi smiled.

"Your pretty good as well, so you probably know that secret already."

"Wow, I smell a new ship! I need to check if the supporters are writing book about the two of you," Piqué said, and Coutinho laughed.

"Don't laugh, he's being serious," Jordi said, looking a little desperate. "He read fan fictions about us."

"I can't find any book about you guys," Piqué said, disappointed. "However, there is a new one about me and Ramos. I need to read that and to send the link to him."

"So the otp is real," Luis Suarez smiled, and Gerard winked.

"I never said it wasn't."

"Why do you read that?" Philippe asked, and Piqué shrugged.

"Because it's hella funny. Want me to check out if they are books about you? Uh, sorry, not one ship with you with that Instagram girl yet."

"What Instagram girl?" Lionel asked, and suddenly, everybody was quiet, waiting for the answer.

"Finally dating someone, Phil?" Dembélé smiled, and the Brazilian shook his head.

"No! She's just some girl."

"Right," Gerard said, putting his phone back in his pocket. "You guys keep talking so—"

"We talked twice!" Philippe whined, and the Spaniard raised an eyebrow.

"Oh? So you guys talked again?"

"Is she from Brazil?" asked Suarez, and Coutinho shook his head.

"No, France," he said before realizing that his teammates were super curious, and that they would not stop asking questions. "Anyway, training's over, I should go."

"So excited to talk to that girl," Suarez winked, and Philippe decided to ignore him.

"See you!"

...

@phil.coutinho
hey

@coline.lavana
So you told your teammate that you were talking to me uh?

@phil.coutinho
what????

@coline.lavana
I just talked to Geri

@phil.coutinho
oh. what did he say?

@coline.lavana
"Bring condoms next time you stop by"

@phil.coutinho
sorry

@coline.lavana
2-2 (:

@phil.coutinho
why do you have 2?

@coline.lavana
Flirting with you earlier

@phil.coutinho
so you were flirting with me

@coline.lavana
No!! But you thought I was.

@phil.coutinho
;)

@coline.lavana
Do you want me to take back your point and make it 2-1?

@phil.coutinho
calma calma, just kidding
so wyd these days
i mean whose hair are you taking care of

@coline.lavana
No one, I am in my hairdressing salon in my native town

@phil.coutinho
oh i did not know that you had a hairdressing salon! but how do you do when you leave to follow celebrities on tour?

@coline.lavana
My employees can work without me I trust them enough 😂
And most of the stars already have a personal hairdresser, I am not that famous

@phil.coutinho
Well Shakira is already a pretty big deal

@coline.lavana
I don't even know how it happened. I think her hairdresser was busy with Little Mix so she randomly decided to call me and now...we are kinda friends???

@phil.coutinho
you so cute

@coline.lavana
I am not
But thx I guess
I have one question
Do you wear glasses

@phil.coutinho
no
wait are you stalking my Instagram now

@coline.lavana
Yes
Why are you wearing those if you don't need them

@phil.coutinho
am i hotter with or without the glasses?

@coline.lavana
Who's flirting with who now?

@phil.coutinho
i am flirting with u, fact

@coline.lavana
Glasses or not, you look hot anyway

...

"Hey Geri, quick question," Coutinho started, taking a ball, so they could train with it.

"Yeah, what do you wanna know about Coline?"

"Nothing. My question is not about her," the Brazilian said, crossing his arms.

"Oh, really?" Piqué smiled.

"I wanted to know, well, if we could take a selfie later on," Philippe invented, and he smiled, proud of him.

"To post it on Instagram so your girl can see it?"

He sighed.

"No."

"What if you stopped lying and just asked me the real question?"

"Do you know how old she is?"

"Did Shak's age stop me?"

"She was not under age, so no," Coutinho rolled his eyes.

"Your French bean is not under age, don't worry."

"You are not gonna tell me her age, right?"

"Nope. You still can ask her, tho," Gerard smiled.

"Thank you for your help, Geri," Philippe groaned.