Updating bc vagina day luv u 🍑💕
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This is a phone conversation between two people. Person one will be written in bold like Christopher Jackson's eyebrows. Person two will be written in slanted writing like some fat guy just sat on them.

Pay attention to this chapter. Mkay?

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Calling Daddy💕👄....

ANSWERED : 10:31 am

"Why are you calling me again?"

"You left your hoodie in my dorm again and...I wanted to give it back to you."

"Really? On Valentine's day? I know you have an intention to keep it so why don't you?"

"I mean, it's yours. S'only right to give it to the rightful owner."

"And I had nothing else to do and i-"

"Okay..listen.

I feel like this is not the reason you called. If this is about what happened like last time i-"

"It's....it's not about that."

"Talk. You're lucky I'm willing to listen."

"I've been thinking too much lately,"

"About what happened or-?"

"About us in general. More specifically, about you."

"What about me? I told you we're not having this conversation again."

"I was just thinking about you. What happened shouldn't be a reason to think of you. I get reminded of you by every little thing I see. I'm always so stuck on you and it scares me sometimes."

"I'm flattered. I am. Sometimes I can't help but to think of you the way I used to. When we were together, but that's gone now."

"I miss that.."

"I miss that too.."

"Then why can't we just get back together?"

"You know I'm seeing someone."

"I-i know but.....shit, I miss you."

"I miss you too, but I can't just dump someone because you want me back. Plus I kinda like the person. They're adorable."

"Was I ever adorable in your eyes?"

"You know you were the baddest bitch in my eyes. You still are sometimes."

"Let your adorable new partner hear you say that. Maybe you guys could break up? I'm waving red flags over here."

"Ha ha."

"But...for real though. I miss you a lot."

"I know. And I'm sorry we ended things like how we ended it but we were toxic. It was a toxic relationship."

"But I was fine with that. I was fine as long as I was with you.."

"The relationship was built on sex appeal. In reality, we never really liked each other either than how we look. And we had sex like every few days."

"I've always liked you for you..."

"It was unhealthy."

"It doesn't matter.."

"It was a dry relationship to begin with-"

"But I loved you. And I still love you. Dry relationship or not, I will always love you.."

"You're too clingy."

"You were my first. I feel like I have that right."

"I know and I'm sorry. Your virginity is something special that is meant to be shared with someone special. And I ruined that for you."

"I ruined it for me. I wanted to be yours officially. So basically I did it to myself. I was the one who fell helpless for you."

"It was a mistake.."

"It was the best mistake of my life."

"How so?"

"It was a weird experience. It was like being on a rollercoaster. That day in general was pleasing to say the least.."

"I'm glad you enjoyed it. I did too."

"Aside from that. I called because I felt lonely since it's Vday and I wanted attention.."

"Right. I forgot you're like that now.."

"It's not my fault. It just kind of developed after the break up..."

"I know. I get it. You were seeking comfort after being left hurting by yourself. I still agree that it was for the best, though."

"Most people say that in a relationship, one person always hurts more than the other. Do you think of it as true?"

"Sometimes. You've been hurt so many times because of me I wonder why we could be inseparable at times. I truly did love you and even contemplated marriage.."

"Haha--I've always dreamt of locking eyes with you at the alter, with your suit smooth and my dress fluffed. I would picture scenarios where we'd have kids. We always talked about naming our son Phillip or daughter Martha."

"Our kids would most likely have mental problems."

"Because they'd be raised by a horrible set of parents?"

"Because they'd be raised by you.."

"Haha, shit, I missed your sarcasm."

"I wasn't being sarcastic."

"......um.."

"You said you're lonely? I wish I could hug you or something, right now."

"Talking is enough. I just wish we were still together. Things would be different."

"They would. How does it feel to crave human contact so much, by the way?"

"It makes me sound horny for a high five."

"Are you?"

"Nah. But I like the attention. And you knew that already."

"You're so feminine today, it's surprising."

"What does feeling emotional have to do about being feminine. Dudes feel too. Though sometimes they act like they don't- but that's another rant for another day."

"You can call me anytime. To rant, to cry about how much you miss me, to do whatever. I'll be here."

"I feel pitied."

"Don't. I love you, you know that right?"

"Of course I do. I love you too."

"Take care of yourself. Try to move on like I did. It'll be for the better, I promise.."

"T-Thomas..?"

"Yes, Alex?"

"You won't forget me, right? I'll still be your number one bad bitch forever, right? Even if you live the rest of your life with James..?"

"Somewhere in my heart, I will always love you."

"This is so cliche, ew. Okay I have to go.."

"See yah, hun."

"Bye, daddy..."

Call ended: 10:46 am

Duration: 15 minutes
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Y'all should pay attention to the time more often in this book. Also I bet yall exploded because Alex wasn't who you thought he was 😂

I don't know if you know, but there's an actual plot in this story. Why would I make Alex a fuckboy and not have a badass story (an actually pretty sad story) behind it all?

Also the walking tree has appeared.👀🌳