hamzombae
Why don't u love me back mARTHA!!!? 😫😭

aestheticboi
I used to have a girlfriend named Martha. It didn't end well.

hamzombae
No one asked, john.

hamzombae
no one asked...

hamzombae
Anyway, how are you todayyyyyy?

aestheticboi
Bored. You seem happy though.

hamzombae
I am! Try and guess whyyy!

aestheticboi
Why?

hamzombae
Ur supposed to guess!!

aestheticboi
Uuggh

hamzombae
Guess!! Please baby?

aestheticboi
You finally know how to not be annoying?

hamzombae
No. I'M GOING TO SOUTH CAROLINAAAAA

hamzombae
HOME OF THEM BIG ASS ALLIGATORSS
🐊🚫!!!

aestheticboi
We're known for our beaches. Alligators are for Florida, Texas, and Georgia.

hamzombae
Also Mexico

aestheticboi
Mexico isn't a state dumbass

hamzombae
How tf are u gonna tell me when obviously there's New Mexico? The capital of Mexico

hamzombae
And Africa isn't a continent it's a country.

aestheticboi
Alex, Africa IS A CONTINENT how dumb are you?

hamzombae
Dumb enough to fall stupidly in love with you, girl~

aestheticboi
How are you going to South Carolina? Don't you live in New York?

hamzombae
I doooo! But my George has family there and we're going to visit them since I haven't seen them since I was little

aestheticboi
Who's 'my George'?

hamzombae
My Daddy

aestheticboi
What?

hamzombae
He's my adoptive dad, gosh. Gather your nuts, john

aestheticboi
Oh. I knew that.

hamzombae
You were probably in your room burning all your Pokemon cards and crying into a box of Harry Potter Puffs or some shit

aestheticboi
Whatever feeds your vivid imagination.

hamzombae
Anyyyyywayyy!

hamzombae
I love you, you know that right?

aestheticboi
Honestly, I don't know that. But whatever.

hamzombae
You know I love you so answer my FaceTime

aestheticboi
No.

hamzombae
Johnnn!! Answer my FaceTime! It's rude to keep your wonderful boyfriend waiting!

aestheticboi
Quit calling and maybe I will.

Read: 11:26 am

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That's right, this hoe is about to see his baby for the first time. john bout to explode when he find out alex ain't a big ass black dude 😂😂

The next chapter isn't necessarily related to this chapter. It's related to a backstory so stay tuned. Um, thanks for the reads btw!

(Also y'all kinky bitches make my day 😂)