Baku: HEY F***ER

Todo: What

Baku: I'm bored amuse me

Todo: How the h*ll am I supposed to do that

Baku: I don't know just talk to me.

Todo: how was your day?

Baku: Stupid

Todo: want to talk about it

Baku: there is this stupid nerd who thinks he is better than me, all the f***ing time. Like when ever I do something really cool he always has to write it down in a journal like he is stalking me. Sometimes I wander if is obsessed with me or something because I'm so great

Todo: sounds like he admires you

Baku: He is obsessed with me because I'm amazing

Todo: really

Baku: Really

Todo: whatever you say

Baku: shut up. So do you have a girlfriend

Todo: no

Baku: do you have a bf? Are you gay!

Todo: no I don't have a bf because I don't do friends period.

Baku: so you are gay !! HAHAHA!!!

Todo: what? Who said I was gay?

Baku: you avoided the question so....

Todo: look I've never had a crush so I don't know

Baku: NERD U NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH

Todo: no

Baku: so your bi yourself?

Todo: not funny

Baku: Ur no fun

Todo: I know, I don't do fun

Baku: wow u must be a loner at ur school

Todo: I am.

Baku: did you get punched today?

Todo: ....

Baku: come on talk to me, it's not like I know who you are.

Todo: I don't know if I can trust you enough to tell you anything but yes I did get punched today

Baku: again?! Let me know where that little b**ch is so I can kick his as*

Todo: worried are we?

Baku: shut up, I just need someone to beat up.

Todo: is non of ur business now please just go away

Baku: fine goodnight s**t face

Todo: goodnight crack edict

Baku: shut up

Todo: fine.... goodnight As* hat

Baku: that's more like it