11:03 Social Experiment

Any period of time past 10:30 PM causes me to fall into a state of nihilistic recklessness where I largely rely upon my impulses rather than reason. Usually I should refrain from making decisions during this period and fall asleep.

But instead, I'm conducting a controversial experiment throughout the month of June.

Obviously, you know that June is LGBT Pride Month. Companies are adding rainbow colors to their logos in order to "bravely" appeal to LGBT consumers without any of the severe consequences involved in activism for LGBT rights. Reminds me of a funny satirical article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/major-corporations-bravely-come-out-in-support-of-incredibly-popular-socially-acceptable-movement

Back on track. I despise the LGBT community's mob mentality, oppression of opposition, and hatred of traditional values. Therefore, I have changed my profile picture to an unofficial Straight Pride flag in order to "bravely" protest my disapproval of the LGBT community's hateful actions. I also want to encourage dialogue about this relevant subject.

But most likely I'll be screamed at by angry 14 year old demisemihemiroid-sexual activists, called "bigot" and "homophobic" and banned off Wattpad. These consequences likely reflect the stupidity of my social experiment. Or maybe nothing will happen, I don't know for sure.

The lesson to be learned: don't let Arkada make decisions past 10:30. Unless you want me to expose my level 100 edginess.

God is probably disappointed.

Love and Peace,
Arkada

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