The setting: an amusement park line for the swings that are really high.
HAWKEYESMURF and I are standing there,waiting to go on the next ride. But we were right next to the turnstile. We were right there! It was irresistible! I just had to play with it! Especially since the operator had walked away.
HAWKEYESMURF shakes her head as I turn the turnstile. Once...twi- "I don't think you should be playing with that."

Shoot.

He came back.

And now HAWKEYESMURF is cracking up...

My reply: "I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. It was just right there and I'm right here... And yeah.."
*cue facepalm*

The guy just shakes his head and smiles the "you're a dork" smile.

And we laughed the whole way home. That is until HAWKEYESMURF knocked with her mouth open and her bat hat on. It is a bat hat, ok? Ok. Glad we got that settled. Proceed on, Jarvis.