Len

Eh

I was honestly expecting <20 but that sounds about right lmao

Let's look at some of the things he didn't check.

Len: There was this time when Oli and I fell asleep while kissing, but I'm not counting that, cuz I wasn't sure if it broke while we were asleep, or how long we kissed for.

Oh and Len gets pretty impatient when he's awake.

ngl Len, I'm quite surprised.

Oliver: Me too.

Len: Well, I've had sex with other people while in a relationship, but only when my partner's okay with it.

I think that counts, Len...

Vocaloids can't get pregnant

And you can't really impregnate real people through virtual sex.

No parents, no teachers: no checkmark.

I don't think anyone here would call the police on a virtual idol-

Len: And we can't get arrested in our world either... (shrugs)

Len: Pretty convenient when everyone you can have sex with is pretty much a walk away.

...

Len: Oh, and, we don't know how far away our world is to yours, but it takes less than a second to travel so it doesn't count.

I don't think STIs exist in the Vocaloid world yet...

yet...

(surprised pikachu face) A sex act Len hasn't done!

Len: That's because I haven't had many chances to fuck an animal... If I had the opportunity though I'd try it...

Oliver: (slowly hides James under his coat)

Len: Nah, if I wanted to fuck James I would've done it already.

Oliver

Woa

Not gonna lie, I thought Oli would be above 50,

But oh well

Let's look at the things he did check.

These ones are pretty obvious.

Len: Next!

Len: Oooh.

Let's just say Len and Oli like playing these games uwu

Oliver: Whenever we're separated... (looks down, chuckles slightly) I think you can fill in the rest.

Len: RIIIIIIIIIIIN!

They enjoyed it a bit tho-

little narcissistic bitches

okay maybe not Oli but he still finds it a bit exciting.

Oliver: I've tasted it. I hate it though. . . . But I use it to cook sometimes.

Len: Really? Where?

Oliver: (points at Len)

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Len: Well, you're not wrong...

Let's just say Len convinced Oliver to get a bit more hands-on experience.

(And being a Vocaloid kinda helps a bit)

*cough* Gay Sex *cough* I mean what-

Oliver: Can we not talk about that?

Oliver: Watching Len doing it in the bathroom is pretty fun.

Len: What? How often have you done that?

Oliver: Pretty often. Once a week at least.

Len: (under his breath) Shit that's hot.

Len & Oliver: (looks at each other.)

Okay let's keep it somewhat child friendly here-

who tf am I kidding half of my readers are probably children looking for smut-

Len: Oli--what?

Oliver: (blushes, looks down)

Len: James?

Oliver: (tries to hide his face under his arms) I don't want to think about it.

Len: But--

Oliver: Yes! Yes. I've done it while James was on me.

Len: . . . . . . Holy shi--

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Oliver: Oh and yes, a bit of it got onto him.

Len: (blinks) I'll never look at you the same way again.

Oliver: (hides his face)

Len: (steps forward, then hugs Oliver)

Oliver: (hugs back)

-End of Transmission-