-rantipole did this but didn't tag anyone so I'll just do it 😛

Dear Me,
Don't die just yet, please. At least flush the toilet before you do.

Dear mom,
I'm pansexual deal with it! You don't love me anymore? Fine! But don't meddle with my sexuality! I'm pan and that's it! Also fuck off with my grades! Idfc if the other kid is 98 or what! What matters is that at the end of the day I'm street smarter than them

Dear dad,
Well I'm pansexual... ta da? Stop picking fights with everyone in the house! You're not always right you fucker! And just because you don't like the opinion doesn't mean its wrong, its an opinion for god's sake! And also! Stop it with the hitting! Its scarring! Physically, Emotionally, and Mentally!

Dear crush,
You know who you are... I'm your Sambie

Dear School,
Fuck off with telling us sleep is important and blaming us for the shit you give us! Also... fuck uniforms! Fuck haircut inspections! Also... fuck homework! And not to mention fuck you stupid idiotic teachers who have no regards to any student ever!

Dear siblings,
Stop breaking my shit and blaming it on me, like seriously

Dear past me,
HAHAHAHA I'm taller! I'm taller!

Dear first love,
It was a great 2 weeks but glad we came to understand we both didn't want it anymore

Dear future me,
Yo! Sam! You dead yet? Nah? Good!

Dear best friend,
You're irreplaceable to me. I would lay down my life for you... DJ Fam

Dear future child,
Pssst... don't tell your mom. Let's go play video games!

Dear person I hate,
Fuck you!!!!! Biatches!!!!! Burn in hell!!!!!! Woooohooo!!!

Dear person I love,
R. My crush. My love. I love you so much, you told me to wait and to hope. I will. I will.

Dear ex-bestfriend,
Good luck in Canada!

Dear people who hate me,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and you.

Dear boyfriend/girlfriend,
Please be mine again... I still love you with every single part of my being. I need you.

So... tags?
Dema_Jaxs
MikeyMilkovich
Lillian-Scar-Redfox
Subjects_A13_and_A12
Exiolet
NerdGoneMissing
paynelovesfaye