Hey y'all! I'm here! First real authors note! Are you happy that last chapter was long? I hope you are! P.s. keep trying even if your hurt... always try... I don't own Naruto or any of the characters or any picture's or songs I use.
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There are tears of sadness.
There are tears of regret.
There are tears of betrayal.
And tears that never shed.

Tired of crying
Sick of trying
I may be smiling
But inside I'm dying...

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I've repeated those words my whole life.

Flash back

Hey mom. When you've had enough of them torturing you, could you plz kill them already? I can't get free... just think about the beautiful blood! "Hehehe..." "What are you laughing at bitch! Monster! Demon!" "Your future doesn't look too bright..." blood. My motivation... shink! Heads gone... thanks for the motivation my little Akuma! Heh! Your welcome mom!

Flash back end.

I let out a huge sigh... time to get started... blah blah blah get the bells blah. You know what happens that's why I didn't write it :P Hijo: no. Author sama's just to lazy to write it! Me: shut up! I created you! Hijo: and now you have to put up with me! Me: grrrr... "I didn't say start yet... though you came at me with the full intention of killing me... so how do I say this? I'm kinda starting to like you guys..." the Orange blob gave a huge goofy grin after Kakashi said that. Here we go... "start!" We all hid except for Naruto. Who of course gets his ass kicked. I recorded the whole thing! The butt hole stab was hilarious! I got out of the tree I was in and shape shifted into a bird, masking my chakra and flew off to a new tree and just waited...

30-40 min. Later.

I turned back human-err, thing. And sat on the ground and took out a book from God knows where.
".?.?.? What are you doing just sitting there?" "The exercise is team work. The others would never team with a demon like me. I won't bother to try." All of them are in traps. I took a few hundred pictures of Sasuke for black mail. Other than that, Kakashi's eyes widened. "How!?! Also do not call yourself a demon." "Easy. No one, except maybe me, could get a bell on there own. We need team work. They would be to afraid to team with me, and focused on there own goals. Them being afraid is prof I'm a demon I really am so shut up and deal with it." "Hmm... I see... in which, you pass!" "Thanks." He gave me a smile while my face stayed blank.

Ten minutes later

"You!!!! You broke the rules, now are you ready for the consequences!?!" "B-but you said we needed to be a team!" "Yeah!" "W-we all are one!" "He hehe.. you all are one!?! Get ready to feel pain!!!...... You pass!" He gave a close eyed smile. And yep. That happened. Mom, he's such a drama queen! Hehe! I know. And where was I? Behind Kakashi because I already passed. He told them how I passed because I knew what the test was about. That drama queen. "Our first mission is tomorrow! Go home and get some rest." I cut Naruto free as we all walked away together.
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BTM= before Tora mission
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"Ok. Team, today we will be babysitting the tamahasshi twins." "Come on sensei~~~ babysitting?" "Just suck it up and deal with it Naruto..." we walk to the house. Huge. And I mean, huge! "Here we are. Let's go." We all walk in to be greeted by the twins mother and father. After they leave I lay back and relax as the others go through torture from those toddlers... hehe. Hour later "Grrr!!!" I gain an irk Mark. "That's it! You guys have no idea how to take care of kids! Transformation jutsu!"

"Hey!" I said in a girly voice. I stand in front of the twins as the others stare in awe, mouths agape. "I'm Hijoshikina! You two can call me Hijo!" The two looked at me with sparkling eyes. So kawaii!!! "Ame, Kumo, you wanna make cupcakes for you two and your parent's?" They both nodded eyes still sparkling. Ame meaning rain was born one hour before Kumo, meaning cloud. Rain cloud. We spent the entire rest of the day in the kitchen making cupcakes as the others just started in shock and awe. "Now aren't they cute!" I said clapping my hands together. The two nodded.

We made baby cupcakes with purple icing and sprinkles. I did the icing, and the twins did the sprinkles. We had 20 of them! "Your mom and dad will be here soon, then you can eat some!" I took them both in a hug as they sat in my lap. I picked them up one on each hip as we sat down on the couch. "Ok! Who are you and what did you do to our sadistic creepy Hijo!!!" "Geez Naru-kun! I'm the same person, I just look different! Any ways! Let's go to your room and play!" "Yaaay!! Pway Pway!" "So. Freak in. Kawaii!!!!!!" We ran off to the room and started singing to them once I was out of view of the others.

"Oh my little child...
For you I will never fall..
I know you know I love you above them all...
Love is a precious gift...
Given to those of good deeds...
In life your tree might not grow right away, but make sure to keep watering the seed...
Never let go of love...
As you sleep...
Just know that a home...
Is all you need...
Your heart 's never lonely...
Because it's all you'll ever... need.

Ps I made that lullaby up myself
My mom used to sing that to me when I was sad... I love her.. *sniff* a-and miss her s-so much!
But what Hijo didn't know, was that while she sung the twins to sleep, the Hokage was watching over her.

Hokage pov

It was beautiful. The voice of an angel. I didn't know he could change his voice like that. It sounded like the worried voice of a mother. He tucked the two in, as she went to a small chair and rested with a long sigh.

Third pov

"What just happened?" "I don't know. And who did we just see????" "I'm just as confused as you guys..."
They kept mumbling about what happened, and if it was really Hijo. Hijo walKed out as there mouths were agape. "Shut your fucking mouths unless they are waiting for me too feed them my fist!" They closed there mouths and sweat drop. "There's the Hijo we know and are terrified of..." they all said in unison.

Tora mission day

"Sakura, point A." "Sasuke, point B." "..... Naruto, point C, believe it!" "Naruto your slow. Hijo." "Point D." "Distance from the target." "5 meters." "3 or 4 centimeters." I stated. "You can come out now" they all walked out surprised."Let's just go back to the gramps towers." I stated again. Once we got there, I gave the cat back to the lady and told her to be more gentle with Tora. Thankfully she did. Sigh. I guess I will greet to see him again soon... you mean your booooyfriend!? Taunted my daughter. He is not, now shut up! Come ooon... I know you like Haku mmmMM?!? Shut the hell up. Fine. She mumbles. Honestly, I really don't like him. We are good friends though. I've trained with him and Zaza, or Zabuza Momochi. I will make sure they don't die this time. I am determined. "Who are we guarding! A LORD! A princes!" "Send him in." In came him... that drunk ole ass, Tazuna. "What! A bunch of snot nosed brats! And what's with the sort one with the dumb look on his face." "Huh! Who's the short one with the dumb look on his face!" We all lined up. It was Sasuke, me, Sakura, and the shortest, Naruto. Once he came to a realization, he.... "I'm going to demolish you!!!!" "Naruto... you can't demolish the client..." "And you! The one with the dumb hoodie! You look like if you just saw a kunai you'd have an emo panic attack! Pitiful" everyone looked at me with fear in there eyes. They should be scared... "hehehehaha.... you amuse me!" I teleport behind him and whispers in his ear, "now now... we wouldn't want them to know a group of rogue ninja are after you... would we?" "N-n-no w-we wouldn't! S-sorry!" They all starred wide eyed trying to figure out what 'he' said. Remember, no one knows Hijo is a girl. I took his sake. I then chugged the rest. Everyone looked at me, eyes as wide as diner plates. Then Tazuna, "you shit!" I just stand there even though I could have easily dodged it and let him give a blow to my back with his fist. Everyone gasps as I hit the floor. I then speak. "Did that make you feel better? I learned that if you let them hit you, or hurt yourself they feel accomplished, and leave you alone... sometimes..." I then teleported home. The hangover sets in. Oooh there's a pink fluffy unicorn in my room! Hello young child! I am the magical unicorn of cupcakes! Mom... your drunk! Drink some water! ,said Akuma. I then passed out on my bed holding the sake bottle..( sake: a Japanese drink, made from fermented rice. Pronounced as| sock a.