My mum gave me a a list of vocabulary words and things to do

Me: *listening to Left Brain, Right Brain* *does first thing without looking at the others*

Me: *same song* *does second thing without looking at others*

Me: *same song* *does third thing without looking at the fourth*

Me: *same song* *looks at four* *gasps* holy fuck I get to write a story about something Newt and Tommy did for homeschool

Me:

Me: hello new favorite subject

Me: I'm never going to regular school again