How I want to come out:

Me: *looks at frying pan* lets do this

Me: *grabs frying pan*

Me: *goes in front of my class* hey, hey, you wanna hear a joke?

Me: what do me and this *points at the frying pan* have in common?

Everyone: um, idk

Me: we're both pans! *bu dum pshhhh*

People who get it: .....O.o