quadruple update cuz...yeah ^-^

Pretty shitty but not surprised, tho hope you like it!! 👉👈💕

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yangyangers

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐦𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐦, 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 5,076 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬

yangyangers: mark lee cried because he didn't get laid,,,, loser

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morkopolo: I DID NOT!

—yangyangers: yeah you did loser, even Jaehyun witnessed it on facetime

—morkopolo: FUCK YOU!

—yangyangers: nah dude I'm loyal

—imjisus: you sure as hell not when you ditched me for candies bitch

—yangyangers: look at the bright side! I met my pretty boy😍

—butterandjaem: ew you're so whipped it's disgusting

—yangyangers: lets see how you'll act when you're whipped asshat

breezytae: what the hell happened mark? Are you good?

—morkopolo: atleast someone cares about me,,, but yes hyung I'm fine :( yangyang is being mean

—breezytae: then add me to the gc!

—bajaejae: we didn't add you? No wonder you were silent in it

—imjisus: Even forgot to add his own boyfriend :(

—butterandjaem: that's sad....

—breezytae: it really is :(((

—bajaejae: I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU WITH A DATE TOMORROW!

—breezytae: hmmmm~ lets see :>

hyuckleberry: now whomst the fuck is this? Renjun?

—junnotjune: what? I didn't do anything!

—hyuckleberry: well you liked it >:(

—junnotjune: I'll explain in the groupchat or in real life! I'm sorry hyuckie :(( ❤

—hyuckleberry: awwhhh it's okay injunnie~ ❤

—yangyangers: ????

junnotjune: may i ask why didn't he get laid?

—yangyangers: cuz he's a loser-

—morkopolo: bitch you're a loser

—yangyangers: fuck you seagull ass

—morkopolo: thought you were loyal?

—yangyangers: jaehyun was right,,,,you're the reason why he gets a headache

butterandjaem: ew you look like shit

—morkopolo: no you

—butterandjaem: fuck you mork

—morkopolo: what's with everyone wanting to fuck me? Awwww am I too handsome?😍 see yangyang even you wanted to fuck me,,,,sknxjsks I DO GET LAID HA!

—imjisus: who wants to strangle mark say 'I'

—butterandjaem: I

—yangyangers: I-

—bajaejae: I.I.I.I.

—breezytae: I

—morkopolo: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME MOM?! :(

—yangyangers: he doesn't love you

—breezytae: you give jaehyun a headache

—morkopolo: b-but did you forget Yangyang bullied me? :(

—breezytae: *gasps* AWW MY CHILD! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT IN THE GROUPCHAT

—morkopolo: yayyyyyyy!!

—yangyangers: WHAT!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!

—butterandjaem: do you understand this shit now?

—yangyangers: .....yeah :(

•DM•

"Hell"

bajaejae added breezytae to "Hell"

breezytae: alright kiddos, Where's the German and the Canadian?

morkopolo: I'm here!

yangyangers: am I in trouble?

bajaejae: I think so?

imjisus:

butterandjaem: LMAO

yangyangers: uglie ass

morkopolo: MOMMM YANGYANG IS BULLYING ME AGAIN!

breezytae: YANGYANG! APOLOGIZE TO MARK RIGHT NOW!

yangyangers: what!? I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO SENT IT! IT WAS JISUNG

imjisus: don't drag me into this-

breezytae: DON'T DRAG OTHERS INTO THIS

yangyangers: I was just saying the truth!

breezytae: and?

yangyangers: YOU SAID LYING IS BAD!

breezytae: .....

breezytae: but you need to know when it's appropriate to say the truth! YOU DON'T HEAR MARK SAY YOU LOOK BAD! NOW DO YOU?

yangyangers: ........

butterandjaem: OoOO he snapped

imjisus:

yangyangers: SEE IT WAS JISUNG!

breezytae: I SAID NOT TO DRAG OTHERS!

butterandjaem: ooOOOo he snapped again

bajaejae:

breezytae: NA JAEHYUN!

bajaejae: sorry :(

breezytae: BOTH OF YOU APOLOGIZE OR I'M CANCELING OUR DATE TOMORROW AND GROUNDING YANGYANG

butterandjaem: OOoOo-

yangyangers: shut up jaemin

butterandjaem: FiNE

bajaejae: sorry mark, didn't mean to be...an asshole to you

morkopolo: awww its okay hyung

breezytae: yangyang?

yangyangers: fine,,,,sorry mark for being mean

morkopolo: AWWWW IT'S OKAY DUDE💕❤

yangyangers: ew

breezytae: great! Now i wanna ask,,, mark did you tell them?

imjisus: tell us what?

breezytae: judging from your reactions thats a no

morkopolo: i kinda almost forgot-

butterandjaem: awww is mark hiding something? Or someone?

yangyangers: *le gasps* WHAT IF HE'S HIDING A RELATIONSHIP!? OMG MARK I'M NOW ACTUALLY SORRY

morkopolo: huh? For what?

yangyangers: I feel sorry for whoever you're dating, must suck to date a loser like you

morkopolo: ........I hate you

morkopolo: but what the fuck? No! I'm not dating anyone! It's something else

yangyangers: Oh- well then I'm not sorry

imjisus: omg is it a watermelon? I knew it! I knew you were that weird!

morkopolo: OMG NO! I'M SINGLE OK?! the secret was about something else you idiots

butterandjaem: awww it's ok mark, you don't need to hide things from us

bajaejae: yeah markieeee it's ok don't be shy :>

breezytae: it's something else guys....

bajaejae: what else could it be babe?

butterandjaem: prolly not important

morkopolo: I found out Jeno, Jihoon and I are cousins-

butterandjaem: WHAT!? SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT

bajaejae: huh?! How!?

imjisus: by blood you idiot

bajaejae: *sighs loudly*

yangyangers: *screams in confusion*

butterandjaem: WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT? HOW AND WHA-

bajaejae: Jihoon and I went out to the mall yesterday

morkopolo: BHA YESTERDAY, WELL I SAY NO TO DAY-

imjisus: please kick him out

breezytae: no

imjisus: :(

breezytae: like I was saying....Jihoon and I went out to the mall yesterday, I turned on my phone bc I wanted to check if Joshua, Hoshi and Seunkwan replied to us, then he saw my lock screen which was the six of us.

breezytae: he recognized mark's face and said he was actually their cousin from their mom's side, I called Mark and Mrs. Lee after the little hang out and brought along Jihoon to make sure if he was right

breezytae: Mrs. Lee admitted that they were in fact cousins, they were just a little separated when...a personal information happened which Mark and I can't tell you, yet i guess

breezytae: anyways Mark was shocked and stuff but also happy that he got to know his "secret" cousins, to spend the day and get closer we –Jihoon had insisted to bring me along– had went home with him for dinner, And as you can guess Mark and Jeno finally met, even got closer like they knew each other for a long time and acted like brothers, gotta say I never saw Mark that loving towards someone before

morkopolo: Hey! He was just so adorable and I easily got soft!

bajaejae: wow....that's alot

imjisus: that's pretty cool ngl

yangyangers: Yeah, I'm really intrigued tbh

butterandjaem: I'm jealous :(

butterandjaem: mark got to meet Jeno before I could!

morkopolo: it's fine dude, didn't you say you two were going to meet up at Wednesday?

breezytae: you are?

butterandjaem: yeah! He just messaged me that Jihoon and the others allowed him,,, after Jihoon said that he knows me as Mark's friend- HOLY SHIT NOW IT MAKES SENSE!

morkopolo: this might sound odd but you better not hurt Jeno or anything jaem, I really care about him like my own bro

butterandjaem: I'll try my best dude

morkopolo: that's good enough I guess, atleast you're actually trying

yangyangers: if I'm being honest here, soft Mark bc of Jeno is actually pretty cute

bajaejae: I agree, I can actually picture this perfectly, they look like bros that has a very cute and healthy relationship

imjisus: awwww mark i never knew you could be softtttt~

morkopolo: neither did I until I met Jeno, trust me, when you meet him you'll actually get really soft without you knowing you can and even cry if you could

yangyangers: aww did you cry?

morkopolo: ....I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY? HE WAS INTRODUCING ME TO HIS STUFFIES COLLECTION AND SAID CUTE WORDS! HE EVEN HUGGED ME REALLY TIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT

butterandjaem: Damn I even haven't met Jeno yet, but I alr got soft from our convos-

imjisus: ew you get soft?

butterandjaem: only from Jeno

yangyangers: I sense some process....

breezytae: me too!

bajaejae: all of us do

butterandjaem: what?

yangyangers: nevermind

morkopolo: remember Jaemin Na, not only just for that day but for the rest of your shitty life

butterandjaem: I will! Ok!