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"We Are Family–"

bunnydoey: yo, let's play truth or dare

shitapear: sounds fun!

junnotjune: why the fuck so sudden?

lelepons: awww man...I died!

morkopolo: OH MY GOD CHENLE'S GHOST IS SPEAKING TO US! WHO TOOK THE OUIJI BOARD OUT?

tothemoon: I– someone claim their child

bajaejae: that's not our kid, I don't want him.

imjisus: why not?

bajaejae: he's too stupid and ugly to be my child

yangyangers: LMAO WHAT? HA! I KNEW HE WASN'T MY SIBLING!

morkopolo: *le gasps*

breezytae: JAEHYUN!

bajaejae: but it's true! I, Jung Jaehyun, is speaking fax here

worldswoozi:  don't flatter yourself too much Jaehyun, I have a whole ass collection of your weird ass face, bitch

bajaejae: don't be too salty woozi, you must be in denial and is shy to admit that my 'weird ass face' is beautiful.

bajaejae: and that's why you have a gallery, because you like me ;)

imjisus: 👁👄👁

chilelepons:

yangyangers: ohhhh~ OH DUDE, HE'S FLIRTING!

morkopolo:

junnotjune: did you just meme yourself?

morkopolo: yeah? So?

junnotjune: nothing, just pretty brave of a wimp like you

morkopolo: so i AM brave! Aha!

worldswoozi: did you see that Taeyong? You're boyfriend was flirting :)

breezytae: yup.

bajaejae: shit, baby tha–

breezytae: nope, no ass for you

bajaejae: :(

worldswoozi: I win.

worldswoozi:

imjisus:

hyuckleberry: LEE MINHYUNG YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

morkopolo: WHAT DID I DO NOW?

hyuckleberry: MY ASS HURTS YOU DUMBASS! FUCK YOU

yangyangers: 💀

junnotjune: 👁👄👁

chilelepons: .......did not expect that

imjisus: kinda did tho

bunnydoey: I just wanted to play truth or dare and this happened!

tothemoon: awwww c'mere bunny <3

bunnydoey: ew get away from me!

tothemoon: okayyyyy :(

bunnydoey: TAEIL! YOU'RE SUCH A BAD BOYFRIEND! NOT COMFORTING ME WHEN I'M UPSET? HOW DARE YOU! EVEN A SIMPLE HUG? OH MY GOD TAEIL!

tothemoon: ....on my way hunny

yangyangers: I swear, most of y'all are on your periods

shitapear: I have a question

hyuckleberry: dont wanna hear it

shitapear: who tops?

hyuckleberry: great question dear shittapr, it's me btw :) my ass only hurts because mark over here pushed me off the stairs since his whiny ass can't wait.

morkopolo: so not true! I'm the top!

hyuckleberry: want me to show them our sex tape?

morkopolo: yeah, nevermind

johnsbeans: y'all got a sex tape?

hyuckleberry: don't act like you guys don't have atleast one

johnsbeans: ...I can't argue

chilelepons: y'all are dating?

hyuckleberry: better and bigger question than your non existing dick. Where is Na Jaemin and Lee Jeno?

bunnydoey: OKAY! TRUTH OR DARE, EVERYONE PICK ONE!

yangyangers: everyone?

bunnydoey: Every.One.

yangyangers: truth! I pick truth! I'm sorry!

junnotjune: dare i guess

hyuckleberry: not a wimp, so dare it is

chilelepons: dare >:)

imjisus: truth

breezytae: truth

tothemoon: truth

shitapear: truth

morkopolo: dare

johnsbeans: dare

bajaejae: dare

worldswoozi: dare

butterandjaem: dare

babiejenpup: truth hyungie~ ^-^

hyuckleberry: I GOT MY ANSWER! HEY JENO!

babiejenpup: Hewo✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

bunnydoey: cutie :)

bunnydoey: but anyways, so! Renjun, YangYang, Hyuck, Mark, Jisung, Chenle, Jihoon first!

bunnydoey: those who picked truth "are you dating someone, if so, who?"

yangyangers: you can't do that!

bunnydoey: sh! Let me finish!

bunnydoey: those who picked dare, I dare you to tell us honestly who are you dating :)

worldswoozi: they're basically the same...smart.

imjisus: ugh, we fucked up now

bunnydoey: who goes first?

butterandjaem: lets make Jeno pick :)

babiejenpup: yeah yeah yeah! Pwease let nono pick!!

hyuckleberry: jaemin you can't do that! You're with him and can easily take charge of the phone!

butterandjaem: isn't that fun? Plus, it wasn't in the rules right?

hyuckleberry: fuck. Fine!

hyuckleberry: Jen, who do you pick first?

babiejenpup: hmmmmmmmmm~ nono picks junnie and yangie!

junnotjune: Jaemin!

butterandjaem: oops :)

yangyangers: let's just tell them babe

junnotjune: fine...Yangyang and I are dating since two weeks ago

imjisus: expected that one

chilelepons: I'm scared now

babiejenpup: ooohh!! oooh!! Lele and sungie next!

imjisus: YAH! JAEMIN!

butterandjaem: Woops, accidentally switched our phones, I thought I was using mine :)

chilelepons: whatever, jisung asked me out last Thursday

hyuckleberry: on where?

imjisus: rather not say–

breezytae: Chenle. Mind answering?

chilelepons: on Roblox, we were playing meep city and he asked me out.

imjisus: Chenle!

chilelepons: I had to! If i didn't they'd bother more! Can you think for once?

chilelepons: Can't believe I'm dating someone who used a wooden pickaxe to mine obsidian.

imjisus: I didn't know that! I play Roblox, not Minecraft!

bajaejae: fake gamer

imjisus: fuck off

tothemoon: jeno sweetie, pick another one

babiejenpup: mmmmm.....Markie and hyuckie hyungies💕

morkopolo: J.A.E.M.I.N

butterandjaem: finger slipped dude, ate some cheese for lunch.

hyuckleberry: welp, if y'all had braincells, then you can tell Canada and I are dating

yangyangers: sHocKer!

shitapear: that leaves us to Jihoon ;)

worldswoozi: who?

johnsbeans: spit it out bro

worldswoozi: fine, I'm dating–

babiejenpup: JIHOONIE HYUNG!! YOUR BOYFIE, HOSHI HYUNGIE IS HERE!

worldswoozi: .....there's your answer

butterandjaem: last time I checked, you said you didn't like him ;)

bunnydoey: woooowww jihoon, lying now huh?

bajaejae: *pretends to be shocked* nO wAy duDe!

junnotjune: what made you say yes when he asked you out?

worldswoozi: thoughts changed I guess?

babiejenpup: hyungiiiiieeeee!!! Hurry :( come homeeee, hoshi hyungie is waiting!

worldswoozi: on my way Jen

bunnydoey: anyways,,,, Taeyong! Wanna go?

breezytae: sure I guess

bunnydoey: nice!  Uhm...when was the last time Jaehyun did something stupid?

breezytae: let's see...oh! Yesterday! He got drunk and sprayed some Lysol on his mouth

bajaejae:

breezytae: woops–

bajaejae: for what even is this for?!

bunnydoey: blackmail.

bajaejae: wadafoq

tothemoon: ooo!! Me next!

bunnydoey: alright :> What happened to Jeno's cookies?

tothemoon: ....well, they're in the drain now in a completely different form....

bunnydoey: darnit taeil! You are so in trouble

tothemoon: I'm sorry! I got hungry!

bunnydoey: still! That was for Jeno! J.E.N.O, not T.A.E.I.L

babiejenpup: did hyungie call me? Nono is here! ^-^

butterandjaem: we know baby, but just let them talk and we'll watch ok?

babiejenpup: okiee!!

butterandjaem: you're so cute Baby💕

bunnydoey: Next! Uhm...

bajaejae: me!

bunnydoey: alrighty... I dare you to be nice to mark for a week

bajaejae: wha–

breezytae: ehem...

bajaejae: ok...

morkopolo: THANKS DOYOUNG HYUNG!

johnsbeans: I wanna go next!

bunnydoey: is it true that you taught Jeno something bad?

johnsbeans: what? No! I'm a great hyung! Like look at me

hyuckleberry: disgusting.

butterandjaem:

butterandjaem: SEO JOHNNY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

johnsbeans: that is....not me

butterandjaem: are you sure?

johnsbeans: yep.

butterandjaem: then who is it, huh?

johnsbeans: someone that looks like me but isn't me

junnotjune: ten is really rubbing off on you

shitapear: it what happens when you ride him ;)

morkopolo: please shut up

breezytae: anyways, just an fyi, I'm at the grocery store right now

yangyangers: what are you buying?

hyuckleberry: whatever the store sells, duh

yangyangers: .....today is not my day. First Renjun yelled at me because I didn't clean him up last night, then–

hyuckleberry: yeah whatever, no one cares. Taeyong hyung, whacha buyin that you are seemingly in need of?

breezytae: oh, I just needed a few condiments, ran out from family dinner

shitapear: i wonder if i eat like a LOT of ketchup, it'll be enough for protection

shitapear: BHAHA GET IT? CONDOMENT?

morkopolo: someone please send him back to jail or take him away

chilelepons: ew, not me! I'm not touching that thing

imjisus: did you just call him an object? 💀

junnotjune: he kinda is, there's no human being or alien like him

yangyangers: Donghyuck rubbed off on him too

hyuckleberry: in my nightmares!

junnotjune: well it's happening now isn't it?

hyuckleberry: fuck.

babiejenpup: nono got scawy dweam too! But Jaeminnie gave hugs and kisses to nono and nono feels all better!💖💝💖

butterandjaem: awwww baby🥺💖 I love you💕

babiejenpup: nono wuv u too!💕💖

tothemoon: awww cuteeee

bunnydoey: agree! Now, for jeno and jaemin...this is the same thing basically tbh, buuutttt

bunnydoey: how far have you guys went?

butterandjaem: want me to be honest?

bunnydoey: well yeah.

butterandjaem: alrighty, Jeno and I did in fact have done it, on my birthday. HEY BEFORE YOU ATTACK ME! Jeno asked for it, like he wanted to do it and I was careful! I checked everytime ok?

bunnydoey: I guess that's fair

morkopolo: Donghyuck just goes for it :/

hyuckleberry: you like it that way!

morkopolo: nuh–uh!

hyuckleberry: wanna fite baby boy?

morkopolo: square up fucker!

hyuckleberry: you're right....I am a fucker ;)

shitapear: yeah a–haha we get it! But hey! Saved the best for last huh?

butterandjaem: get this over with so he'll shut up

bunnydoey: will do, mkay... Have you ever kissed someone other than Johnny?

shitapear: this is payback from the saleslady.

johnsbeans: ten, I told you, she's my aunt–

shitapear: shut! i think it counts as incest but anyways, I have

johnsbeans: ten what the fuck?!

shitapear: YOU FLIRTED WITH YOUR AUNT!

johnsbeans: BUT I DIDN'T KISSED HER!

shitapear: YEAH WELL– ATLEAST HOBO DUDE WOULDN'T DO THAT!

johnsbeans: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

shitapear: BECAUSE I SAID SO! HOBO DUDE IS COOL

johnsbeans: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT HOBO DUDE?!

shitapear: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE JEALOUS LIKE I WAS WITH YOU AND YOUR AUNT?

johnsbeans: FOR FUCKS SAKE CHITTAPHON

shitapear: FOR COCKS SAKE JOHNATHAN

johnsbeans: .....

shitapear: ......

hyuckleberry: ☕

johnsbeans: wanna make out?

shitapear: sure

hyuckleberry: *asking what is life right about now*

chilelepons: well,,,that happened

imjisus: istg, they're more confusing and annoying than math.

morkopolo: *meth

imjisus: that too

yangyangers:

yangyangers: Junnie, love...explain.

junnotjune: got horny and bored in the car.

yangyangers: oh– okay :)

butterandjaem: question, what did the uber driver say?

junnotjune: well he watched and jerked off, got 10 bucks from it

breezytae: for that?

junnotjune: hey! Money is money!

bajaejae: I mean,,, He's not wrong...

hyuckleberry: Lmfao you look like you're on drugs or sumthn

junnotjune: well I did ate a pot brownie before I arrived at Chenle's

tothemoon: why were you at Chenle's when you're high? Aren't you supposed to be home?

junnotjune: mayhaps told the uber the wrong address or something

chilelepons: yeah sureee, mayhaps. Maybe also because I told you yangyang was there before you went high.

tothemoon: ....makes sense

bunnydoey: I can not believe you guys!

junnotjune: on what? Be specific here hyung

bunnydoey: HOW DARE Y'ALL DO THESE THINGS AND NOT TELL YOUR MADRE! AFTER MONTHS OF TLC AND I GET THIS?! ALL OF YU ARE GROUNDED!

yangyangers: WHAT!? BUT I JUST GOT UNGROUNDED!

breezytae: that sucks

morkopolo: y'know the saying, sucks to suck

hyuckleberry: that's for you hunny

morkopolo: ....i have no words

yangyangers: BUT I DON'T SUCK! I FUCK!

bunnydoey: MAKE THAT 2 WEEKS ALL OF YOU...except for Jeno💕

yangyangers: OH C'MON!

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This book is almost done :> might make another one i think(?)

Maybe a chapter or two and it's finished (?)

I'll make an author's note

And tell y'all my thanks and feelings while making this <3