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We Are Family–

shitapear: y'know,,,it would suck if a zombie apocalypse happened

morkopolo: why are you awake?

tothemoon: what the fuck, didn't I say to go to sleep?! It's 2am and I have a double date in a few hrs!

butterandjaem: i have to go to Jeno and Jihoon's later at 9 ;)

worldswoozi: Jaemin I'm online...

butterandjaem: ah shit, hey hyung wadup

morkopolo: who's online anyways?

worldswoozi: uhmm, Me, Jeno, Mark, Taeil, Ten and Jaemin

butterandjaem: JENO'S HERE?!

babiejenpup: HEWO HYUNGIESSS~ HAI JAEMINNIE💕💕❤💖

butterandjaem: uwu hey Nono🥺❤

morkopolo: oh i get it,, Jaemin gets a solo greeting WITH HEARTS

worldswoozi: don't be salty about it mark, it's Jeno

morkopolo: who said I was salty? I'm just pointing it out how Cutie Jeno Lee is openly showing his love for Model Jaemin Na over there while said person is too much of a wuss

shitapear: don't be shy, ask him out

butterandjaem: soon ;) dOn'T wOrRy ABouT iT sWeEthEaRt

tothemoon: I'm banning you guys from tiktok

shitapear: yet you won't. Like when everyone thought tiktok is banned but it wasn't, how embarrassing to those who made "tiktok videos before tiktok is banned" shit

shitapear: it's almost as embarrassing when I mixed up Johnny and the strip pole

worldswoozi: I can't blame you, he tall af

tothemoon: and greedy, share some height >:(

babiejenpup: sharing is caring hyungies ✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺

shitapear: awww Jeno's in our side uwu

worldswoozi: Taeil can't also ban us from anything unless Doyoung says so

shitapear: LMAO GOTTA ASK PERMISSION CNSKNFJSI

morkopolo: consent is the key

butterandjaem: like you'd know that

morkopolo: stfu wuss

butterandjaem: I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU SOON! Until then Jeno is reserved so back off all of you!

worldswoozi: just don't scare him off

butterandjaem: never in my list that I would scare MY Jeno off.

morkopolo: he's not yours unless you ask him out...wuss

butterandjaem: you're so impatient! No wonder some of your hookups complain bout you being a needy lil female dog

shitapear: Lmao can't cuss because Jeno's here

butterandjaem: I'm changing! Jeno even helped me with the process

worldswoozi: with what?

butterandjaem: if I do something good to others I'd get two kisses on the cheek instead of one AND if I stop a bad habit I'll get bonus cuddles for the day

worldswoozi: huh...So that's why he almost ran out of strawberry chapsticks

babiejenpup: can we buy more later hyungie? Pweassseeee!!!

worldswoozi: jen I'm right next to you pup, but yes ofc

babiejenpup: YAYY!! THANK YEWWW!!

babiejenpup: Nono is tired to speak, Nono likes to use phone more :(

worldswoozi: hmmm ok, just be careful

shitapear: so Jaem, sounds like you're doing good than I expected you rat

butterandjaem: uhm thanks...

morkopolo: no wonder you sold your cigars and weed to me for 20 bucks, the hell

morkopolo: but like, good for you

butterandjaem: aww is lil markie jealous because his cousin's crush is noticing him while hyuckie isn't doing anything to you?

morkopolo: shut up! I do NOT like Donghyuck

butterandjaem: dUdE tHaT dOngHyuCk gUy iS pREtTY cOoL

morkopolo: because he is!

butterandjaem: dUDe dOngHyuCk aSkEd mE tO hAngOut

morkopolo: Because it was unexpected!

butterandjaem: yO jAeM dOngHyuCk hAs pReTtY lIps uWU

morkopolo: it's a compliment –jihoon and jeno pls excuse my language – BUT YOU ASSHOLE

butterandjaem: Me: yo Mark what's your type?

butterandjaem: Mark: sassy and protective is pretty hot with pretty lips and shit

morkopolo: I'm answering your question, tf does that have to do with Donghyuck?!

butterandjaem: idk you tell me dense mf

babiejenpup: what's mf?

butterandjaem: My friend Nono✨

babiejenpup: OHHHHH!! OKIEEE THANKS NANA💖💕💖

butterandjaem: always welcome Jen💛

babiejenpup: you get 8 kisses on cheek and cuddles when you come here! ❤❤

butterandjaem: Can't wait for that😌

babiejenpup: be patient Nana and you get more cuddles! (◕‿◕)♡

butterndjaem: anything for you sweetheart (ㄒoㄒ)

shitapear: whipped culture I wish Johnny would understand

morkopolo: question...why not add more kisses instead of cuddles? Not saying it's a bad thing

butterandjaem: because Jeno said so! Leave him be

babiejenpup: because if you turn the number eight it becomes a shape! And jihoonie said the shape means infinity! And infinity means more numbers without end! My love for Jaeminnie is infinity! 💕💖💝💕

tothemoon: oh wow

worldswoozi: what I said when he said that

morkopolo: damn...Jeno's flirting is straightforward AND better than Jaemin's

shitapear: there's nothing straight about this sweetie

morkopolo: shut up you know what I mean!

butterandjaem: I need a moment

tothemoon: Jaemin?

morkopolo: I think Jeno broke Jaemin

babiejenpup: OH NO! JAEMINNIE COME BACCKKKK!!!😭

butterandjaem: NOO BABY DON'T CRY! JAEMINNIE IS BACK!

babiejenpup: DID NONO DO SOMETHING?😭 NONO IS SOWWY! NONO MUST HAVE HURT NANA

babiejenpup: NOW NONO IS A MEANIE BECAUSE HE HURT JAEMINNIE😭

butterandjaem: NO YOU DIDN'T BABY, DON'T CRY JENO🥺 NONO DIDN'T HURT NANA

babiejenpup: then why did you leaaaavvvveeee? 😭😭😭

butterandjaem: because nono was so cute and sweet Jaeminnie combusted uwu's for nono

babiejenpup: Nono will make it up to Nana! I pwomis! 💛✨

butterandjaem: you always do baby with just being you, like how cute you are all the time🥺

tothemoon: this is so cute omfg

worldswoozi: Jaemin treat my brother right :'(

butterandjaem: it's how he should be treated hyung🥺

morkopolo: *cries in joy because his cousin and the rat is so cute together and can't wait till the rat will ask him out*

butterandjaem: I will. I surely will

shitapear: damn this is so much better then the opera and the strip show last night all together

worldswoozi: way to ruin it

shitapears: thanks! Anyways about the zombie apocalypse

tothemoon: ugh go to sleep children

shitapear: shut up let me rant

morkopolo: do you have too?

shitapear: would you rather have me rant in real life with my voice?

morkopolo: rant away...

shitapear: Great! Ok so y'all wanna know why it would suck if there's a zombie apocalypse?

tothemoon: because I can't sleep properly anymore

morkopolo: because the foods all gone

babiejenpup: the animals will get hurt :(

butterandjaem: Jeno will get hurt and I don't want that

worldswoozi: because there's a 50% chance you'll be alive even with that brain of yours

shitapear: well damn...all of you are wrong

babiejenpup: THE ANIMALS WILL GET HURT HYUNG! STOP BEING MEAN! :(

butterandjaem: Ten! Apologize to Jeno!

shitapear: ...sorry Jeno :(

babiejenpup: ten hyungie is forgiven!❤

butterandjaem: I want a heart :(

babiejenpup: 💛❤🖤💚💙💕💝💖 (◕‿◕)♡ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ❤ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ♥ 💕💙💚🖤💕💙💛❤💛❤💕💖💕💝💙💕🖤💚💚❤💖💕💙🖤💚💚💖💖💖💝💝💖💖

butterandjaem: uwu Nono you're so cute ❤

babiejenpup: Nono is blushing 👉👈

butterandjaem: Adorable uwu

shitapear: Can I continue now?

butterandjaem: oh right...sure

shitapear: Ok! So the reason why it would suck–

tothemoon: Y'all my comment got hearted by Jihoon's boyfie

shitapear: FOR FUCKS SAKE!

worldswoozi: He's not my boyfriend!

tothemoon: how'd you know I was talking bout Hoshi? Awwww our woozi is shy!

worldswoozi: SHUT UP! I DON'T LIKE HIM LIKE THAT!

babiejenpup: jihoonie has a crush on hoshi hyung~

worldswoozi: jennnnnn you're supposed to be on my sideee

babiejenpup: I am! I'm hugging you right now😊

worldswoozi: hmph

morkopolo: aww woozi hyungggg so cutteeee

butterandjaem: aww we have two in denial bastards that are related to Nono~

worldswoozi: I'm not in denial!

morkopolo: neither am I

babiejenpup: Jihoonie and Soonyoung sitting on a tree! K–I–S–S–I–N–G

butterandjaem: Minhyung and Donghyuck sitting on a tree, K–I–S–S–I–N–G

morkopolo: both of you stoooppppp

worldswoozi: y'all are delusional

tothemoon: and y'all are in denial

butterandjaem: bet 5 bucks after I ask Jeno out, sooner or later they'd be dating Soonyoung and Donghyuck

morkopolo: that'll never happen

worldswoozi: not in a million years

babiejenpup: then in the billionth year!

tothemoon: Good one sweetie!

worldswoozi: ugh shut up guys, Ten continue what you were saying

shitapear: OH SO NOW I GET TO RANT WHEN IT'S TO SAVE YOUR ASSES?! LIKE HELL I WOULD

shitapear: ok so anyways like I was saying, it'd suck to have a zombie apocalypse because then I can't have sex

butterandjaem: What the hell

worldswoozi: it's a good timing Jeno went to the bathroom

morkopolo: it's 3am now and you're so horny

tothemoon: jfc ten, out of all reasons you chose THAT

shitapear: well duh! I mean think about it

butterandjaem: I'd rather not

shitapear: like what if you get horny in that time? It's possible with our hormones! And then you can't do it properly and have to be quiet but like fuck that! Kinks like that are the worst!

shitapear: then you accidentally let out a loud moan and Oh shit looky! A fucking zombie is on it's way towards our naked bodies!

tothemoon: ew you were watching porn weren't you?

shitapear: is watching a zombie apocalypse movie and seeing a naked girl zombie counts?

morkopolo: i don't know about that....

shitapear: but like someone knock some sense into Johnathan and tell him to stop flirting with downgraded bitches while he has all of this!

worldswoozi: you're so desperate and needing attention

shitapear: WELL BLAME JOHNATHAN

butterandjaem: can you calm down?

tothemoon: that's merely impossible when times like this

butterandjaem: how so?

worldswoozi: ten gets annoying in many ways when Johnny is being "a bad boyfriend"

shitapear: BECAUSE HE IS! WHY TF IS HE FLIRTING WITH THE SAILS LADY WHILE I'M ALL HERE

tothemoon: we don't know!

shitapear: WELL IDK EITHER

butterandjaem: then could you like...calm down?

morkopolo: i think you're sexually frustrated

shitapear: dear Lord I ammmmm....markie poo could you fix that? 🥺

morkopolo: someone help me

tothemoon: Ten stfu or I'm calling Doyoung

shitapear: like you could, He's grumpy when he's disturbed, sorta like you but nicer

tothemoon:

babiejenpup: HYUNGIES I DID SOMETHING!

morkopolo: is it a bad thing?

butterandjaem: uwu what is it Nono?

worldswoozi: don't worry it's not a bad thing, it's pretty cute and cool

tothemoon: then show us

shitapear: OOOOoHHH what did our lil Angel make?

babiejenpup:
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morkopolo: woah that's sick!

shitapear: that's really pretty

tothemoon: * text copied* might use this soon

worldswoozi: cool right?

butterandjaem: Nono you did so good!

babiejenpup: is Nana proud? 👉👈

butterandjaem: really proud! This time Nono gets a kiss on the cheek too❤

babiejenpup: YAYYYY!!!! 💕💕

tothemoon: ok y'all fr go to sleep

shitapear: Ten doesn't listen to what others say!

bunnydoey: EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP OR I'M SCOLDING YOU ALL! except for Jeno

shitapear: Ten is a good boy and will listen to what others say!