babiejenpup: hyungies what's smut? And put my dick in your ass mean?

shitapear: *suddenly awake*

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junnotjune: sweetie where did you get that?

bunnydoey: i think I'm going to pass out

morkopolo: did i read that right? Please say no

tothemoon: i think i need glasses

chilelepons: yeah cuz you're old as fuck

tothemoon: stfu dolphin

yangyangers: SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY BULLY HERE!

breezytae: so you admit you're a bully?

yangyangers: wait– NO! OFC NOT!

butterandjaem: tell us that when you quit bullying mork

morkopolo: thank you JAEMIN! Atleast some people are nice!

babiejenpup: hyungieeeessss!!! What does it meannnnn?!???;?!

shitapear: should we tell him?

imjisus: who in their great minds would do that?

hyuckleberry: me!

junnotjune: tf you say donkey?

hyuckleberry: i meant *not me ugh stupid autocorrect am I right?!

bunnydoey: please for the love of his innocence do NOT tell him

bajaejae: Jeno where did you get that from?

babiejenpup: OH! I SAW IT ON TEN HYUNGIE'S PHONE YESTERDAY!

babiejenpup: It was on his messages and it sounded scawy hyungies! Is ten hyungie ok? Oh no! What if he's huwt!

hyuckleberry: I mean he did screamed when I slapped his ass

junnotjune: pretty sure that's not the only time he screamed–

imjisus: ew is it that big?

shitapear: fuck yeah it is

chilelepons: ugh Ten you're such a hoe

babiejenpup: what's a hoe? :(

yangyangers: A GARDEN TOOL!

butterandjaem: what else did you see jen? Hopefully not much or Ten is dead

babiejenpup: hyungie was watching a video, the girl was screaming hyungs! She's in danger! The boy was hurting her and and and they were both nakey!

babiejenpup: we need to save her hyungies! The boy is a meanie and he's hurting her!! 😭

breezytae: Oh dear God

babiejenpup: I know right tae hyungie! It was so scary!! 😭

yangyangers: I'm telling him

imjisus: you better not. Or all of us are dead. We're in this together bitches.

chilelepons: such wise words from your pee brain

imjisus: shut up pretty boy

chilelepons: you shut up pipsqueak

bunnydoey: TEN!

junnotjune: CHITTAPHON!

shitapear: I CAN EXPLAIN!

hyuckleberry: can you not be horny for once?

butterandjaem: is he always horny?

worldswoozi: pretty much yeah, he tried to fuck injun once, and asked a drunky in the streets to fuck him and called the dude "Merlin daddy"

butterandjaem: Ew he has weird kinks the hell is this

tothemoon: back to Ten's scolding, WHAT THE HELL

shitapear: LISTEN! HEAR ME OUT! JOHNNY HAS BEEN A BUSY MOTHERFUCKER AND I HAVEN'T GOT ATTENTION FOR WEEKS!

chilelepons: attention whore

babiejenpup: what's a whore? :( you hyungies say so much new words nono can't understand :(

imjisus: it's nothing nono, you'll know it later :)

babiejenpup: Okieee~ Nono will wait then! ^-^

breezytae: so you watch porn?

shitapear: a whore has his needs ok?!

morkopolo: control your whoremoans then especially when Jeno's around

bajaejae: BHA GOOD ONE

butterandjaem: awwhhh morko made us laugh!

morkopolo: ....love y'all too–

tothemoon: if you're gonna do that atleast exit and clean your damn phone idiot!

shitapear: WELL I'M SORRY! IT WAS A MISTAKE

yangyangers: like you

shitapear: fuck you too

shitapear: btw who the hell broke in my humble home while I was having a nap before chaos started and stole my favorite dick toys and vibrators?! Do y'all know how much I spent for those!?

junnotjune: stfu ten go and take a bath in holy water

hyuckleberry: y'all mark and I just found new toys!

babiejenpup: OOOHHH~ TOYS?! CAN NONO PLAY WITH THEM?

hyuckleberry: ah shit should've said that when he's asleep, Never mind Ahahaha–

butterandjaem: great job dOnKeY you're ruining his innocence! Aren't you his parent?!

junnotjune: I'm getting a divorce

hyuckleberry: wait what the– NO! DON'T DO THAT!

hyuckleberry: and you're no good Jaemin Na, you out here going to clubs and fuck with anyone that your dick twitches at

butterandjaem: you don't know shit! I've changed for Jeno!

morkopolo: he actually did

imjisus: and we're not saying this because we're his friends

bajaejae: or his brother

yangyangers: but–

breezytae: Jaemin hasn't been in clubs or those fuck around shits since his date with Jeno a few days ago.

morkopolo: and his last club night(which btw dw before his date w Jeno) he only got one head from a blondie and that's it

imjisus: so in conclusion

bajaejae: Jaemin Na

yangyangers: is whipped and soft

breezytae: as fuck for Jeno Lee

chilelepons: thats....cute and sweet awww❤

butterandjaem: thank you Chenle!

hyuckleberry: it's cute how you change yourself for Jeno and for your own good...pathetic

butterandjaem: thanks...donkey

hyuckleberry: but you gotta pass us first especially Jihoon's guitar

junnotjune: GRRR BITCH

yangyangers: cute.

junnotjune:

yangyangers: awww I made you blush, uwu cutie.

junnotjune: I need a moment

worldswoozi: we still need to distract Jeno about...what he saw and erased it on his cute brain

tothemoon: this is all Ten's fault!

shitapear: It.Was.An.Accident

yangyangers: *snorts* Like you and powerpuff girls

shitapear: stfu yAnGYaNgerS

junnotjune: don't speak like that to my man hoe

yangyangers: awwww "my man" ❤❤❤

junnotjune: shut up!

imjisus: anyways Mark And Hyuck have a date tomorrow

breezytae: they do?

chilelepons: yeah! I heard about it too!

hyuckleberry: it's not a date! I just simply ask him if we could hang out!

morkopolo: it's not? ;(

hyuckleberry: SKCNSKDIB SHUT UP SEAGULL BROWS!

morkopolo: 😭

butterandjaem: awww Hyuck you made your boyfie cry, boo hoo

babiejenpup: markie hyungie don't cry or Nono will cry! Nono doesn't like when hyungie cry!

morkopolo: hyungie is Not crying anymore for Nono :)

babiejenpup: YAY!!!!

butterandjaem: you're so cute jen🥺❤

babiejenpup: Nana is handsome too! Nono wants to play with nana soon!

butterandjaem: how about I'll come over tomorrow if that's ok?

babiejenpup: YES YES YES! PWEASE NANA COME OVER!

butterandjaem: idk bout Jihoon hyung...

worldswoozi: I guess you could come over...I have somewhere to be tomorrow and Jeno needs someone with him in the house and the others are busy

worldswoozi: Renjun's sick, I heard Yangyang is taking care of him tomorrow, Doil and Jaeyong have a double date and I'm guessing Lele and Sungie are stalking Mark and Hyuck on their date.

butterandjaem: then it's settled, I'm coming over and taking care of him

worldswoozi: just don't do something stupid

butterandjaem: *gasps* I wouldn't for Jeno!

chilelepons: wait so y'all are not joining us to stalk markyuck on their date?

imjisus: *MarkHyuck

chilelepons: Hyuck is shit, shit is disgusting, disgusting in other words is Yuck, so Hyuck is Yuck.

hyuckleberry: it's not a date!!! URGH! AND CHENLE GO SUCK JISUNG'S DICK

chilelepons: SHUT YOUR MOUTH DONKEY

hyuckleberry: YOU SHUT UP DOLPHIN!

chilelepons: WANNA FUCKING GO!?

hyuckleberry: SURE! MEET ME AT THE PARK LOSER

chilelepons: STOP CALLING YOURSELF WHEN WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET IDIOT.

hyuckleberry: HOPE OFF MY DICK FETUS! LOSER HAS TO OBEY WINNER'S ORDERS FOR A DAY

chilelepons: DEAL!

morkopolo: jfc what the hell happened?

junnotjune: they're gonna beat each others asses up

shitapear: kinky

breezytae: for the love of God Ten

bunnydoey:

babiejenpup: A PUPPYYY!!

tothemoon: all of you go to sleep it's 11 pm

junnotjune: can't, gotta drag one of the idiots when they pass out after their fight

bajaejae: who's winning so far?

junnotjune: huh? Oh! They haven't started yet, they're still talking shit to each other

yangyangers: tell them to hurry the fuck up, and make sure to record it

junnotjune: got it, hold up

"Yo dumbasses! The fuck you waiting for?! Start punching already you cowards!" Renjun yells as he watches the two "enemies" stare at each other while talking shit.

"I will if Donkey could walk over a little bit! What are you? A pussy? Come at me bitch!"

"I EAT DICK NOT PUSSY BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU COME AT ME FETUS?!"

junnotjune: yeah imma get even more sick.

yangyangers: why are you even there?

bunnydoey: shouldn't you be in bed?

junnotjune: I would if Lele would shut up talking smack in chinese and begged for support so hyuck would back out or sumthn.

bunneydoey: THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED THEM! THEY'RE GETTING IN TROUBLE TOMORROW!

junnotjune: yeah noted. I'll tell 'em that when they're both pass out. That way they'll never expect Doyoung barging in and pulling their ears off

morkopolo: that sounds scary...

worldswoozi: it's pretty funny especially when it's ten getting in trouble

bunnydoey: thanks for reminding me Ten is also in trouble

shitapear: Shit. I'm suddenly really really tired y'all! Gotta go now! Ahahaha! NIGHT!

breezytae: I'm tired too, bye everyone!

morkopolo: night y'all, yangyang is already passed out

bajaejae: I'm in need of sleep so adios

worldswoozi: c'mon Jen, let's go to sleep especially you, Jaemin's coming over remember, say bye and goodnight!

babiejenpup: okieee dokieee! Bwai bwai hyungies! Nighty night (◕‿◕)♡

butterandjaems: goodnight jen!❤ see you tomorrow!!

bunnydoey: sayonara!

tothemoon: finally, GOODNIGHT CHILDREN

chilelepons: I WON!!!

tothemoon: oh fuck this!

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I honestly dunno where i was going w this, but uh yep...