Waking up that morning was certainly interesting not only did I wake up with her snuggling into my chest but the alarm was for 7:00 what the actual fuck I ended up hitting the alarm out of frustration completely breaking it and momo still hadn't woke up so that's my job fun

"Hey princess one please for the love of god get off me and two why the hell are you getting up at 7:00" when saying this she started to stir and instantly realised what she was doing and pushed FUCKING ME OUT OF THE BED WHY THIS ISN'T MY DOING "princess your bodyguard is about to rip tour head off"

"S-s-sorry I wasn't thinking and it's no me who is getting up at 7:00 it's us we have school my dad had it set up before he even got a bodyguard that whoever would be my bodyguard would be going to school as well

and he got every size of male and female uniforms here's yours" she grabbed a bag from beside the bed which had a shit ton of male uniforms which had a ua fucking logo great

"Not only am I going to school to be your bodyguard but you're going to ua I can already tell this is going to be a headache you're crazy if you believe I'm putting that on never wore a uniform before and I don't plan on it" she had gotten her uniform and seemed shocked that I wouldn't put it on

"But it's school policy you have to also can you leave I've got to change"she asked but I just gave her a unammused look

"I couldn't care less they are a hero school and that uniform limits my movement I'm not putting it on and just change if I really wanted to try anything I could've done it last night"she immediately was as red as a tomato

"JUST GO!!!!!!!" She screamed I'm telling you my ears are fucking bleeding "no princess I'm not going to do that I'm comfy on this floor just change I won't look" she huffed but caved and told me to turn away which I didn't I just shut my eyes so she decided she'd turn around so I couldn't see much of i did look

Now I'm not saying I looked but holy mother of god was that a sight damn boi she thiccc with three cs of course not saying I looked or anything once she was done she ate and I didn't I didn't have a appetite and then started walked to school

After a while of walking in silence I broke it "You know you have a nice behind" she instantly got flustered and smacked the piss out of me not literally but Jesus that actually hurt "ouch fuck"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BAKA!?!?!?" God now my face and ears gud this couldn't get worse but yes yes it did

When she turned to smack and yell at me I got pushed by a guy who didn't expect me to stop abruptly he promptly ran but didn't stop my predicament I'm not complaining where my hands are though one ended up grabbing her tit and the other her ass

I gave a quick squeeze with both hands but got off her and lifted her up as she was a blushing mess "i was just saying you had a nice ass and after being able to get a handful of your ass and tits I'd say whoever you marry will be happy but let's get to school or else you'll be late"

"N-no we won't I get up early so we can be there first but let's go"

Time skip no justu

We finally arrived at the classroom no one else was there and she sat at the back of the class which I was happy about so I sat beside her and propped my legs on the desk and after a bit of waiting a blue haired boy came in and saw me and straight fucking sprinted up to me doing a hand chop motions the fuck is this guy smoking I want some

"Not only are you not in uniform you have your feet propped up on the desk this is extremely unacceptable and not hero like you are disrespecting the school go put your uniform on and get you feet off the desk"

"Listen here I'm not going to wear something that inhibits my abilities as a bodyguard I'm not here to play hero so yea I'm not going to act like one I'm here to protect tits mcgee I've here not play hero so get your panties out of a bunch sunshine and sit the fuck back down before you do something you regret"this made him beyond speechless and also made me get slapped by momo screaming baka

"How did u.a let such a delinquent in i-"he got shut up when I grabbed him by the neck and lifted him as he struggled for breath

"I WILL MAKE ONE THING VERY CLEAR FOR ALL OF YOU" I said pointing at everyone who had entered because the seemed to flood in now "IF YOU EVER CALL ME A DELINQUENT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY THIS IS MY FUCKING QUIRK YOU FAKE FUCKING HERO WANNABES NO HERO'S ARE REAL YOU JUST LIVE IN A FANTASY"this made everyone dead silent as they felt my aura

And saw me lifting a classmate a tall one at that with a good build with one hand "oh yea one last thing if any of you touch princess over here unless your a girl and her friend I will break the hand you touched her with do you understand I'm not playing hero mr stick up ass" he nodded and I dropped him and casually walked back to my seat and sat down

"Was that nessacery?" Momo asked me as I sat back down and just looked at her like she was stupid

"To you maybe not to me it was"before she could say anything else bakugo came into the classroom and saw me, I used to get along with him in school he always said I looked cool and had a nice quirk, not to mention my personality which was like his (bakugo is nice to izuku in this story he had no reason not to be he had a nice quirk in his eyes and in all was chill when he was in school other then beating the shit out of people who called him a delinquent)

"My god it's fucking deku I thought you said they wouldn't accept you since how you looked" he said as he sat in the seat on the other side of me momo being at the window seat

"They wouldn't I got in from recommendation from princesses family over here I'm not here to be a hero anymore I'm here to be a bodyguard but yea I guess I'll technically become a hero even if I don't work as one I'll be an underground one though" surpisngly I didn't get slapped this time

"Will you stop calling me that!!!" She basically screeched

"So you're a bodyguard huh have you gotten out of the hell hole called home?" I just nodded in response not caring enough to say anything more and the underground hero aizawa is our teacher I can see his sleeping bag slowly rise I met him on a rooftop while he slept in that sleeping bag that's the only reason I know him I also like him he's cool

"Shut up if you're here to make friends you should leave get put this on and meet me at the training grounds" is all he said as he threw out gym uniforms and slithered away which made people sweatdrop

We all walked to the changing rooms me only to talk to bakugo there's no way in hell I'm putting that on it looks fucking terrible and I wouldn't wear it if it looked great either so o quickly reminded momo to tell me if she's in trouble over the Mic which they implanted in both of our ears which turns on and off with brain signals and went inside with bakugo

"You gonna change or are you just gonna stand there" bakugo asked as he took of the top of his uniform

"No thanks mister firecracker I'm good looks like trash but anyway let me guess you ranked first on the exam"

"Ye-" he was cut off when I was gone because I heard momo say help intentional or not I can't ignore it so I immediately was on the girls locker to see every girl in their underwear quite a nice sight but what I see is momo being gripped by a pink alien girl so I grabbed both her wrists and pinned her against the wall with one hand

"I'm pretty sure I was quite clear unless you're her friend and she wants you touching her you get the hand that touched her broken but I'll let you off the hook if she gives the ok because you're cute" this made every girl scream because I was in there and all I did was do a call me sign with my hand (now now I'm not making this a harem or anything remotly close it is purely izumomo izuku and momo just don't have feeling for eachother yet)

"IZUKU LEAVE IT WAS ACCIDENTAL I DIDN'T MEAN TO ASK FOR HELP I HAD IT COVERED!!!!"She screamed and I let go and just casually walked out and waited on momo

She came out after a while a blushing mess and we arrived at the training fields where aizawa explained the test and passed a ball to me

"To be honest I have no idea what you're capable of step in the circle and throw the ball with your quirk"

All I did was not and walk to the circle wind back my arm and chuck it full force fracturing my arm but making shockwaves luckily one of my tattoos have regeneration but sadly it will take a moment

When he showed it everyone was shocked it said 84,312meters and we continued with the test me getting usually 2 or third in most in the end I placed 2 bakugo behind me and todoroki number one

Now now I know this was delayed apologies for that and I'm aware that alot of my story's haven't been updated and honestly I'm making a chapter for each of them and taking a short break the hell hound has drained my brain but I will still post chapters as I finish them I apologize anyway I'm sure you guys didn't want to hear about all those stupid test so I skipped it but anyway with that being said I hope ye enjoyed goodbye for now and cheers mate