It's been a couple days since the first day of school and I'm stuck with a table full of females other then me at lunch  because momo is ms popularity I'm going to off myself I've never wanted to be high so badly before imagine a table that seats 12 people and 11 are females who like girl talk and all that shit and you the only male sit directly in the middle how does one not go deaf or eat peacefully

Luckily I have been able to dip the fuck out of there today because I wanted to sit elsewhere and she had made another friend so I just reminded her that when we go to lunch if she needs me use the earpiece

Currently we are all waiting in class everyone in their spiffy uniforms other then me because it basically the most impractical hero school uniform ever how do you move quickly in that and now all might comes bursting through the door like a lunatic

Allmight:"I'M COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON"

Izuku:"wannabe"

Allmight:"What do you mean young midoriya"(for the incompetent people he knows everyone because he's a teacher and he's also met izuku once but the didn't interact because izuku doesn't like him)

Izuku:"exactly what I said you're a wannabe hero at first you were almost just almost and actual hero but now you've strayed further and it's disgusting also that's not normal also don't try and talk to me one on one and also don't try and have nezu speak to me I would rather slice my voicebox open so I wouldn't be able to speak again then speak to either of you there is purely one hero in this entire school who has and will ever get my respect that's aizawa

And no I don't care that you're number one hero there's always a higher mountain then even the number one and the class can continue to admire you but to me all hero's with the exception of aizawa are fake you may continue"

People were gobsmacked but aizawa had a shit eating grin and after all was said and done he told us to get changed afterwards giving us our hero costumes mine is literally a cloak that hangs on my shoulders and goes to halfway down my back and a mask that was like tape and had teeth and once I added ink from my veins it became part of my face and moved accordingly and the cloak had a bone raven on the front as a symbol (literally just zoro's getup from black clover)

After a while we got outside and all might explained what we were doing

Allmight:"today we will be doing a team versus team versus team battle it will rely heavily on teamwork there will be three teams and this entire replica city is your playground of course you are obviously not allowed to stray to far though each team will have 9 except for the third team which will have 2 members"

The teams are as this

Team villain
1.:firecracker- i mean bakugo
2:low budget qui- i mean jiro
3:low iq- i mean kaminari
4:uraraka
5:grapist rapi-i mean mineta
6:nigga li- I mean satou
7:the thing- I mean kouda
8:elf man- I mean kirishima
9:monkey man- I mean ojiro

Team hero
1:most favorited sob story- I mean todoroki
2:bootleg soni- I mean Iida
3:legit everyone forgets she exis- I mean hagakure
4:frog leg- I mean tsuyu
5:Mr sparkl- I mean aoyama
6:horny pinky- I mean mina
7:flex tap- I mean deep
8:tits mcge- I mean momo
9:tentacle por- I mean shouji

Team ???
1:lord of edge- I mean izuku
2:that creepy bird man thin-i mean tokoyami

Allmight:" Your goals are to fight each other and either render the opponent unconscious or capture them if captured they can be saved but not if knocked out you also have to stop team three from accomplishing a objective only the people from team three will know their objective and what their status of team is with this being said get in positions"

Who will win find out next time on dragon ball z yea get cucked I'll be posting once a week from now on as well as my other story's my other story's will be having a chapter come out tomorrow except the hell hound ark 2 on that already has a chapter with that being said I hope ye enjoyed goodbye for now and cheers mate