Pj: so you're the kid takin my bro to prom?

BlueScreen: yeah he's-

Pj: you hurt him, and I staple dead birds to your car.
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Ink: Error look how cute these pens are!

Error: Ink that's gay.

Ink: ...ERROR WEVE BEEN DATING FOR-
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(This one is by Daz_Black he's a hilarious youtuber)

Gradient: *sees tea*

Pj: time for a TEA PARTY
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Error: Road work ahead.

Error: uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Bonus:
Ink: you're a dumbass and I love you.
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Pj singing at Grey and BlueScreen: Two bros chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they're not gay.

Bonus:
Gradient: ...he's my husband.
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Pj: Gradient! Is that a weed!?

Gradient: no this is a crayon-

Pj: IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Pj: *dials 911 on a microwave*

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency?
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Gradient: PJ! Is that a police!? I'm calling the weed!

Microwave: 420 whatcha smokin?
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*Pj and Error Fighting*

Gradient: can I get a waffle?

*fighting continues*

Gradient: can I please get a waffle?
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Error: SKITLLLLEEEEESSSS

Bonus:
Ink: y'know I'm right next to you. You don't have to yell.
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Fem!Gradient: hey, I'm lesbian.

Pj: I thought you were American.
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Pj: *shoots gun at ceiling*

Gradient: *falls off couch* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F*CKING LOVE YOU!

Bonus:
Ink: *hugging Pj* I still love you. But you're grounded. Get on top of the fridge.

Pj: This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE
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Ink: wait a minuet... who ARE you?

Error: ...WE HAVE TWO KIDS!
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Error: hey how much money do you have?

Ink: 69 cents.

Error: oh! You know what that means. *puts arm around Ink*

Ink: *starts crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...
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Pj: *pointing to himself* you think all this was an accident!?

Error: yes, yes you were.

Ink: *smacks Error on the side of the head* don't talk to him like that
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