3rd Person POV.
Location: the devil Church the underworld

Right now in the Unholy Church in the Underworld home of the devil race Y/n L/n has just declared his objection to the arranged wedding of his friend Rias and the jerk whom he had a distaste for Riser.

Riser: how dare you object to the Glorious Union between Riser and his bride!!!!!!

Y/n: yes I do object!!!

Riser: you shall pay for your arroganc-

Y/n: objection!

Riser: as Riser was say-

Y/n: objection speculation! hey that rhymed!~

Riser: you will not make a fool out of Ris-

Y/n: objection!!!

Riser: if you interrupt Riser one more ti-

Y/n: objection objection objection objection objection objection objection objection objection on the grounds of objection!!!!!!!!

The members of the high class devil community were absolutely shocked by the supposed human who had dared to crash this wedding both literally and metaphorically soon enough a couple devil guards were about to stop them but Jalen quickly lowered her mask pulled out her machete and killed five of them in the blink of an eye their blood sprayed everywhere and they're mangled and dismembered bodies fell to the ground Jalen pointed her machete at the remaining devil guards with a Sinister look in her eyes immediately the remaining devil guards ran away some of them soiling their pants.

Y/n: now as I was saying I object to this Union I object to you hurting my friends and I object to you're ugly mug!!!~

Soon enough a young lady with blonde hair and blue eyes ran up to Y/n L/n with an angry arrogant expression on her face.

???: how dare you insult my older brother I am Ravel Phenix of the Noble House of Phoenix and you will show more respect human!!!!!

Y/n L/n stood there looking at the young girl of the House of Phoenix the two of them stared each other down Ravel giving the young Flufflepuff Faunus a death glare that she hoped could set him on fire but he had a blank look in his eyes he then smiled raised his right arm and gently patted her on the head.

Y/n: you're pretty~

Ravel was now genuinely confused her face adopted a deep red blush she looked at him and she took in all of his beautiful features and suddenly a flame was born in her heart a flame of love.

Ravel: Huh..I..who...ummm...

Y/n L/n being totally oblivious and innocent walked past Ravel and up to her older brother.

Y/n: I challenge you Riser Phenix to a Duel of the Fates!!!!!

Y/n L/n summoned a white glove with his left hand and proceeded to slap Riser Phoenix across his face with enough strength to create a loud slapping noise everyone gasped in shock when they saw this almost everybody at least Y/n's Entourage just smiled while the members of the occult research Club also smiled the members of devil high Society wanted to stop this but soon enough the devil queen herself stepped forward out of the Shadows her name was Serafall Leviathan and she had quite the obsession for magical girls she even dressed up like one as well.

Riser: your ladyship to what do you owe this unexpected pleasure?

Serafall: well since this is such a seemingly momentous occasion I decided to invite myself me being who I am of course I was allowed in so tell me who is this handsome young lad?

Y/n: Hi I'm Y/n L/n it's nice to meet you.

Serafall: well it's very nice to meet you as well so you're the famous and infamous Y/n L/n my precious baby sister was talking about I have to say you are as nice as my precious baby sister told me.

Y/n L/n looked at the devil queen and suddenly his mind connected the dots she was the older sister of Sona.

Y/n: wait a minute you're the older sister of Sona?!?!

Serafall: well look at you handsome smart and genuinely hilarious you're a triple threat aren't you~

Y/n: I can also sing dance and I'm told I'm a very good actor~

Serafall: well then since you have made an official Declaration of duel I guess there's only one thing to do.

Immediately both Serafall used her magic to teleport everyone to a nearby battle arena Y/n and Riser were teleported into the Battle Arena as it's two combatants Y/n's friends who he had brought with him were right now in a spectator's box with the members of the occult research Club in the general spectator stands a menagerie of high class Devils watched with great enthusiasm for the son of the House of Phoenix to teach the pink-haired smart mouth his place then of course with the members of the occult research club, Y/n's accompanying friends, Sona and her servants was Sona's highly protective older sibling the devil queen and leader of the devil faction Serafall Leviathan.

Sona: sister are you sure this is wise do you remember what I told you about Y/n L/n in my letters?!

Serafall: I remember you said something about infinitely powerful gemstones cybernetic implants and there's more to him than meets the eye I just want to see what he's truly capable of, that and this wedding has been so boring there needs to be some entertainment~

Sona: I can guarantee you sister this will be rather entertaining but I am not sure that the son of the House of Phoenix will survive this battle.

Serafall: if he does he does if he doesn't he doesn't either way I never really liked him~

In the arena Y/n L/n and Riser Phenix are staring each other down as if their piercing eye contact alone could destroy each other.

Riser: you're going to pay in blood for everything you've done to Riser!!!

Y/n: the check is in the mail now why don't you come get some~

Riser immediately fired two incredibly powerful Fireballs at Y/n L/n but he simply absorbed the magical energy from the attacks using the Power Stone he then fired the blast back at his opponent with 10 times the strength the only son of the House of Phoenix was sent flying backwards with a huge sickening burn on his chest but fortunately due to his magical powers he was able to regenerate from the damage quite easily.

Riser: all right then you want to fight you've got it but now Riser shall pull out his Ace in the Hole the same Ace in the Hole he used to defeat his bride to be!!!!!

Riser reached into his pocket and pulled out a strange red Crystal that pulsed with dark power and it was that of unknown Origins and genetic makeup.

Riser: prepare to feel the full unbridled power of the dark realm!!!!!!

Riser clutched the gemstone in his left hand and soon enough combining it with his devil Magic his body was engulfed in crimson flames soon enough Riser Phenix started laughing like a lunatic and he shouted the words.

Riser: SYMBIOSIS I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ground beneath the son of the House of Phoenix cracked under the weight of his extraordinary dark power the cracks in the ground started to Glow with dark crimson power.

Y/n: now this is where things get interesting~

Riser attacked the wielder of the Infinity Stones with powerful Jets of crimson fire his fire was now Amplified by strange dark Energies Y/n L/n was hit full force with the attack sending him flying backwards he hit the wall of the arena with such force that it caused him to cough up some saliva his pink hair was singed from the dark crimson flames but thankfully due to his flufflepuff nature his hair almost instantly regenerated from the damage it had sustained.

Y/n: all right then you've called down the Thunder~

Y/n L/n immediately teleported in front of his opponent and with blinding speed and with unmatchable strength he started attacking the son of the House of Phoenix delivering a multitude of powerful punches, kicks, and even a headbutt or two eventually Y/n L/n was able to relieve his opponent of his strange dark gemstone which was amplifying his powers as soon as the gemstone left his hand it's dark influence left and now Riser was vulnerable.

Riser: you will never win this is for the good of the devil race!!!!

Y/n: I don't care if it's good for your colon you hurt my friends and you made my friends upset and for that you'll pay with your butt!!!~

Riser: you cannot win you are an abomination a half breed mongrel and you're retarded if you think you can defeat the all-powerful Riser Phenix!!!!!!!!

As soon as all those words left the son of the House of Phoenix's mouth that's when he had sealed his fate those words were the words that cut and hurt Y/n L/n the deepest instead of growing enraged or transforming into his Dragon form he just took a deep breath calmed himself and focused his mind for what he was about to do.

Y/n: you know what I think this calls for dessert I think I should give you a good old-fashioned oldie but a goodie I will give you a Triple Ring fuzz wrinkle Grumble slop with a marshmallow sauce and a cherry on top~

Absolutely nobody knew what the hell Y/n L/n was talking about but as soon as the students of the occult research Club saw that demented and psychotic look on his face they immediately knew something horrible was about to happen.

Rias: Lady Leviathan you might want to back up this is not going to end well.

Serafall: what what's gonna happen?!

Sona: trust me when I say this sister I can say with the utmost of confidence I have no idea.

Octavia: but whatever's going to happen let's just say everyone is going to need therapy afterwards.

Y/n L/n with the most wicked of psychotic Smiles on his face he raised his left cybernetic hand into the air the Infinity Stones began to Glow as he focused his mind on what was about to happen soon enough he snapped his fingers putting into motion the events that would transpire next the sound of his fingers snapping could be heard throughout the entirety of the underworld soon enough all pretenses of time, space, reality, and Sanity went out the window the sound of strange music could be heard throughout the arena.

As what happened next began to unfold in front of everyone's eyes what exactly happened on that day in the underworld battle arena well let's just say some things are best left unsaid but where what truly happened will not be disclosed but what will be is the reactions of everyone there the noble Devils had a mix of reactions some devils watched in absolute Terror and horror as the son of the House of Phoenix got his Just Desserts in the most disturbing of ways while the music was playing from an unknown source some high class Devils fainted and a couple others even vomited at the site of what was transpiring before they're very eyes sitting in the private box was the students of the new age Academy the Phoenix family and the devil queen herself Lord of Phoenix actually fainted at what he just saw his wife on the other hand she was truly terrified at what was happening to her son.

Lady Phoenix: by the Unholy nature I never imagined that could bend that way!!!!!!

Ravel: I can't tell if I'm terrified or aroused.....

Sona: someone help us all!

Serafall: I have to go with the next head of the House of Phoenix I'm both terrified and aroused~

Emerald: if there's anyone who knows Divine punishment it's Y/n L/n I'll never forget the day we met in New York City~

Emerald smiled had a dreamy look in her eyes as she had a flashback to the day she had met Y/n L/n and all the pain she had caused Cinder and Mercy the sound of Riser screaming for mercy and death could be heard throughout the entire battle arena.

Riser: PLEASE JUST KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately for the son of the House of Phoenix things just kept getting worse and worse with every passing second horrible things happened to him even and unspeakable act with a durian fruit.

Riser: What are you going to do with that durian fruit?!?!?!?!!?

Riser attempted to crawl away from his infinite punishment but soon enough he was grabbed by an inhuman claw and dragged back to his punishment.

Jalen: wow I never knew such pain and suffering could be inflicted on anyone I ought to take notes~

Charlie: wow I am oddly aroused right now~

Octavia: preaching to the choir sister~

Asia: I never knew he had such a terrifying and vivid imagination when it comes to these kind of things.

Kira: I never knew a rib cage could make that kind of sound.

Koneko: anyone got any popcorn?

Rias: I would feel sorry for Riser but my pity well is kind of bottomed out~

Sona: sister do you believe we should stop this before Y/n ends up doing irreversible damage that not even Riser's regeneration can't heal?

Serafall: not yet my precious little sister I want to see how far Riser's pelvis can twist~

As Riser's screams could be heard throughout the entirety of the battle arena some of the still conscious spectators watched through their fingers like terrified children looking upon the Boogie Man himself.

Akeno: I know I love S&M and I'm a total sadist but this is going way too far!!!

Rias: I never knew a car muffler could fit inside there and without any type of lubrication well I guess you learn something new everyday.

Sona: sister please stop this now before things get too out of hand!!!!!!!!!!!

Serafall: all right then little sister but you owe me one~

Sona: I hate my life.

Serafall: all right then I believe that is enough the winner by Total Domination is Y/n L/n!!!!

Soon enough the music stopped and Y/n L/n raised his cybernetic hand in Victory Riser on the other hand was on the ground in a mangled heap of Twisted Limbs and unimaginable pain he looked as if he were in a horrifying yoga accident.

Y/n: you look like you could use a chiropractor~

Y/n L/n smiled and he immediately used the power of the Mind Stone to grab the strange red Crystal that Riser Phenix had used to amplify his power Y/n L/n held the red gemstone in his telekinetic grip he could feel the dark power radiating from it this thing was definitely Unholy it was demonic and yet it felt as if it had been at one time been pute energy that had now solidified this substance was some sort of Evil dark matter that could amplify dark powers and emotions but he could sense that it had a greater power still but he couldn't pinpoint or identify it that was until he finally recognized this Stone.

Y/n: Is a powerful Argent Stone, but where could he have gotten it from?

Y/n L/n just Shrugged his shoulders he reached into his pocket Dimension and pulled out a metal containment vessel he placed the Dark Crystal into the vessel he then closed it and then placed the containment vessel now loaded with the dark crystalline substance into his pocket dimension where it's power would never be abused again soon enough everyone was teleported back to the devil Church as soon as everyone had returned every unnamed Noble devil rushed out of the church to get as far away from Y/n L/n as possible literally screaming and running away like children running from the boogeyman himself.

Y/n: where'd everybody go?!

Serafall: well I have to say that was most certainly both unexpected and very entertaining I believe everyone who was present for this monumentous occasion will be talking about this for generations to come.

Y/n: making history that's how I roll!!!~

Sona: well you've definitely made history that's for sure.

Serafall: so since you are victorious what do you request of me?

Y/n: I want my friend Rias to have the choice to marry whomever she wants I want her to be happy with the man or woman she decides to marry so please allow her the freedom to choose her own destiny!

Serafall: a simple and easy request consider it done.

Rias: Y/N!!!!!!!!!

Y/n L/n turned around just in time to receive a huge bear hug from none other than Rias she was crying tears of joy and she was holding her friend in her arms.

Rias: thank you so much for everything you've done for me!!!

Y/n: you're my friend and after what you did for me in the church I owed you one so now consider us even Steven!~

Rias: well then I'm glad our debt has been settled but I think you deserve one last reward for your Brave and Noble actions.

Rias immediately planted a kiss on Y/n's lips the kiss was quick but yet full of love she smiled at him Y/n L/n had a huge bright red blush on his face as he stood there motionless on silent.

Y/n: I like da ponies~

Rias: now then let's go home!~

Immediately the students of the new age Academy teleported back to the new age Academy unbeknownst to anyone certain Wheels had been set in motion.

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