3rd Person POV.
Location: Willy Wonka's chocolate factory Germany

Right now in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory Y/n L/n is giving the occult research club of the new age academy a grand tour of the factory.

Y/n: over there that waterfall is the most important part it's mixing the chocolate it's actually churning the chocolate makes it light and frothy you know no other Factory in the world mixes the chocolate by waterfall it's the only way if you want it just right~

Akeno then noticed something strange across the river.

Akeno: hey everyone you might want to see this.

Everyone looked across the river and they noticed the Oompa Loompas who are currently doing their duties because now is the time for creaming and sugaring of the chocolate River.

Rias: what in the name of the dark lord is happening over there?!

Y/n: it must be creaming and sugaring time.

Kira: what are those creatures I've never seen anything like them.

Y/n: they're Oompa Loompas imported from Loompa land.

ORC: Lumpa land!?!?

Akeno: I'm sorry to say this cutie but there's no such place as Loompa Land

Y/n: well I'm sorry to disagree with you but they're absolutely is a Lumpa land that's where the Oompa Loompas come from.

Rias: listen I may only be a high school student but I do know a thing or two about geography-

Y/n: well then you know what a horrible place and Country it is it's full of nothing but desolate wastes and horrifying beasts.

Rias: you know what I'm not going to argue about this let's just move on.

Y/n: good idea there's no time to go down that rabbit hole.

Koneko: what kind of place does Wonka have here?

Y/n: madames et messieurs, nous allons faire un petit voyage par bateau voulez-vous entrer le wonkatania?

Rias: I didn't know he could speak French.

Everyone watched as a beautiful paddle boat emerged from from a tunnel the boat itself was quite beautiful to say the least.

Rias: a beautiful boat Mr Wonka has.

Y/n: all I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by that's what Mr Wonka always says now all aboard grab a seat cuz they're going fast!

Everyone got on board the boat everyone took their seats and they got ready for the ride of the lifetime.

Y/n: you're all going to love this simply love it~

Y/n L/n was ready to give another performance as the boat began sailing down the chocolate River it began to make its way towards the tunnel.

Koneko: this is not going to end well.

Kira: where we going?!

Rias: I don't know but I don't like the looks of that tunnel.

Y/n: round the world and home again that's the sailor's way!!!

Soon enough the boat entered the tunnel and it started picking up speed as they traveled down the tunnel they kept going faster and faster and eventually the tunnel became what can only be described as a gateway to Hell everyone started seeing disturbing images and terrifying visions and all while this was happening Y/n started singing once again but this time he was singing in a disturbing creepy manner.

Y/n: 🎵 there's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going there's no way of knowing where we're rowing or which way the rivers flowing is it raining is it snowing is a hurricane a-blowing🎵

Y/n L/n started looking around with a disturbed and psychotic look on his face.

Y/n: not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing, are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grizzly Reaper mowing!? YES!!!!! The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/n L/n let out a very loud shriek everyone started getting freaked out by Y/n's psychotic behavior.

Rias: I believe this is gone far enough!!!

Y/n: quite right madam stop the boat!!!

Without any warning the boat abruptly stopped the tunnel to Hell disappeared and they were now in front of a door with the words.

"Inventing room"

"Danger keep out"

Written upon it the members of the occult research Club looked around totally confused as to what had just transpired.

Y/n: we're here~

Akeno: where exactly is here?!

Y/n: our destination a small step for man but a giant leap for us~

Y/n L/n leaned forward and said in a loud voice.

Y/n: all ashore!!!

Kira: let me off this crazy boat!

Koneko: if I never step foot on this boat again for the rest of my life it'll still be too soon.

Rias noticed a small door and she started reading the words on the door it seemed to be some sort of storage room containing the following.

Rias: dairy cream, whipped cream, coffee cream, vanilla cream, hair cream!?!?

Y/n L/n went over to the door using his powers he materialized the two pronged key he inserted the strange key into the locks and he began to turn the key while speaking German.

Y/n: meine herscher, schencken sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit.

Akeno: well that's not French.

Y/n: sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik.

Koneko: I'm about to lose it.

Y/n: meine damen und herren...der inventing room~

Everyone was about to enter the room but before they could Y/n stopped them.

Y/n: now remember no messing about no touching no tasting no telling!

Rias: no telling what?

Y/n:; you'll see all of Mr Wonka's most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here old slugworth would give his false teeth to get in there for 5 minutes so don't touch anything!

Rias: are you sure we should be going in there then?

Y/n: of course I'm 99.9% sure that Mr Wonka wouldn't mind a bit.

Kira: and one of the other 0.1%?

Y/n: he'll be absolutely Furious but let's worry about that later better to ask forgiveness later than to first ask for permission~

With that said the five of them enter the inventing room the inventing room was quite chaotic there was all kinds of crazy machines, equipment, and experiments going on no one could tell what exactly was going on.

Koneko: looks like a Turkish bath to me.

Y/n L/n started performing some kind of confectionery experiment over by a bunch of beakers test tubes and a bunch of miscellaneous glass scientific instruments of science.

Rias: shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves and eye protection?

Y/n: you're absolutely right but there's no time!

Y/n L/n started mixing a bunch of strange colored liquids together into a single beaker.

Y/n: The Invention here is 93% perspiration 6% electricity 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch Ripple~

Kira: but isn't that a 105%?

Akeno: how does it taste cutie?

Y/n L/n was once again was blushing up a storm but he powered through it and enjoyed the flavor of his little confectionery experiment.

Koneko: any good?

Y/n: YES!!!

Y/n L/n walked over towards a huge vat of unknown substances he picked up an old fashioned alarm clock and he held it in his hand.

Y/n: time is a precious thing never ever waste it!

Y/n L/n immediately took the alarm clock and threw it into the vat everyone looked at him as if he were absolutely mad.

Koneko: I think he might actually be crazy.

Rias: often the most Brilliant Minds are a bit unhinged so let's not underestimate this young man~

Y/n L/n immediately hopped on to a stationary bike that have been jury-rigged onto a mixer he started pedaling as fast as he could while singing a little tune.

Y/n: 🎵in Springtime the only pretty ring time birds sing hey ding a ding a ding sweet lovers love the spring-

Suddenly there was a loud bang everyone looked over and they noticed Kira happened blown backwards she crashed into the wall.

Rias: KIRA!!!!!!

The members of the occult research Club ran over to their Fallen Friend trying to make sure she was all right but she had no physical injuries.

Y/n: I told you not to silly girl~

Kira let out a puff of smoke and she had a silly smile on her face.

Kira: boy that's some good stuff~

Y/n: that's exploding candy for your enemies it's pretty good but it's still too weak needs more gelignite~

Kira got back up and everyone watched as Y/n L/n was tasting something from another vat he then rifled through a small pile of clothes next to the vat and he pulled out a pair of fancy sneakers he then dumped them into the vat everyone looked very confused as to what he was doing Y/n L/n looked back over to the occult research Club of the new age Academy and was very confused as to why they were staring at him like he was crazy.

Y/n: what?! gives a little kick~

Rias: okay he might certainly be a bit more unhinged than I thought.

Rias then noticed that there was two separate metal storage units she noticed what was written on them the one on the left had the words butterscotch written on it on the right one it had the words butter gin written on it.

Rias: Y/n?

Y/n: yes?

Rias: butterscotch? buttergin? what's going on here?

Y/n: candy is dandy but liquor is quicker~

Y/n L/n along with the occult research Club left the inventing room.

Y/n: where is fancy bread? in the heart? or in the head? Oh well better Press On.

The five of them made their way down a hallway but before they could leave the hallway and enter another room Y/n L/n stopped and pointed to the wallpaper which had a menagerie of different fruits.

Y/n: wait a minute before we go on look at this lickable wallpaper for nursery walls because as we all know babies are weird creatures go ahead try some~

The members of the occult research Club decided to go along with Y/n's Insanity they Shrugged their shoulders and they immediately started licking the wallpaper they were amazed to realize that's the wallpaper tasted delicious.

Rias: wow this is actually pretty good.

Koneko: pretty sweet I like it.

Y/n: please have some more the strawberries taste like strawberries the snozberries taste like snozberries!!!

Kira: what the hell is a snozberry I've never heard of such a thing!

Y/n: We Are The Music Makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams~

Y/n L/n smiled turned around and he led everyone out of the hallway and into a new room when they entered this new room everyone was amazed to see what they were seeing to be specific they saw what looked like gigantic geese sitting in nests near the ceiling the geese themselves were absolutely enormous.

Y/n: I know what you're thinking they can't be doing what they're doing, but they are they have to I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it~

Rias: and what exactly are they doing?

Y/n: I'm getting to that these are the geese that lay the golden eggs as you can see they're larger than ordinary geese as a matter of fact they're quadruple size geese which produce octuple-size eggs they're laying overtime for Easter~

Kira: but isn't Easter over?

Y/n L/n quickly covered Kira's Mouth to silence her he then whispered into her ear.

Y/n: they don't know that Mr Wonka is trying to get ahead for next year.

Rias: so are you telling me that those geese actually lay real golden eggs?!

Y/n: they're not exactly solid gold they're actually solid gold chocolate eggs~

Koneko: are you being serious right now?

Y/n: absolutely those chocolate eggs are a meal fit for an emperor.

Koneko: I wouldn't mind trying one of those.

Y/n: I'll have one put away for you~

Koneko: if you can do that you're officially cool in my book.

Y/n: I'll see to it personally then~

Everyone watched in amazement as a Golden Goose dropped an egg.

Y/n: but I warn you the golden geese are very temperamental that's why we have the eggdicator.

Rias: the what now?

Y/n: the eggdicator this device can tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg if it's a good egg it's shined up and shipped out all over the world if it's a bad egg down the garbage Chute it goes.

Everyone watched as to golden eggs were laid by two separate golden geese one of them was a good egg the other was a bad egg one was picked up by an Oompa Loompa to be processed the other was dropped down the garbage Chute never to be seen again.

Kira: it's a bit of nonsense if you ask me.

Y/n L/n leaned over and and he spoke the words.

Y/n: 🎵a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men~🎵

With that said Y/n L/n led the members of the occult research Club out of the room and towards another huge long room once they were inside this room they noticed a huge vehicle it was half the size of a monster truck and it looked like a bunch of wacky nonsense they noticed that the Oompa Loompas were filling the vehicle up with some sort of mysterious liquid.

Rias: what is that thing?

Y/n: behold the Wonka mobile a thing of beauty is a joy forever~

Y/n L/n jumped into the driver's seat at the top of the vehicle.

Y/n: everyone take a seat the dance is about to begin~

Akeno: what exactly are they filling this thing up with?

Y/n: oh you know ginger ale ginger pop ginger beer beer bubbles bubble Aid bubble Cola Double Cola Double Bubble burpacola and all that crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose~

Akeno: sorry I asked~

The members of the occult research Club of the new age Academy took their seats Akeno and Rias sat in the two front seats and Koneko and Kira sat in the two back seats.

Y/n: is everybody all set?!

Everyone nodded their heads in confirmation.

Kira: so how fast you think we're going to go?

Y/n: I think we're going to go pretty fast this thing's got more gas in it than a politician!!!

Everyone laughed at Y/n's little joke.

Y/n: all right everybody hold on tight I'm going to really open her up and see what she can do!!!

Y/n L/n stepped on the gas and they started moving forward but unfortunately they were only moving about 5 miles an hour but as they were moving white foam began to squirt out from every hole in the vehicle.

Y/n: swifter than Eagles stronger than lions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon enough from every hole in the Wonka mobile a strange white foam began to squirt out covering everybody in the substance.

Koneko: what the actual hell is going on?!?!?!?

Kira: I don't know but I'm starting to get a little pissed!!!

Rias: you're going to pay for this I'm sending you the cleaning bill for all of our clothes!!!!

Without any warning whatsoever they passed through a strange machine and in the blink of an eye everyone was cleaner than a whistle that had just gone through a serious deep cleaning.

Akeno: okay what the hell was that?!?!

Y/n: Hsawaknow!!!

Rias: was that Japanese?

Y/n: no that was Wonka wash spelled backwards all right everybody that's the end of the tour.

Rias: excellent now will you take us to the Infinity Hero Supremacy?

Y/n: actually fun fact I can't take you to her.

Rias: and why is that!?

Y/n: because you're looking and talking to him~

Immediately the members of the occult research Club minus Koneko started laughing as if they had just been told the funniest joke in the galaxy.

Akeno: listen cutie I like you and all but there's no way you can be the Infinity Hero Supremacy you're just a male~

Y/n: oh really?~

Y/n L/n channeled the power of the Infinity Stones to change his cybernetic hand back to its normal original configuration he then pressed the button on his chest deploying his super suit once his body was completely covered in his super suit he pulled out his double bladed weapon he deployed both blades and he he struck a heroic pose everyone was amazed to see the absolutely shocking truth.

Rias: I don't understand

Y/n: what's not to understand?

Akeno: but you're a male only the males of the four factions have ever had any type of powers and their powers are known to be excessively weak.

Rias: and the power I'm sensing is absolutely astonishing, how is this possible?!

Y/n: how about I tell you guys all about it back at the new age Academy~

Akeno: well we were sent to find secure and bring back the Infinity Hero Supremacy and since you are him the mission hasn't changed.

Rias: Akeno are you crazy of course it's changed he's a male and the new age Academy is a school full of females what if he's a pervert?!?!

Akeno: look at him and then look me in the eyes and tell me that you think that adorable boy is actually a pervert.

Rias let out a groan frustration she looked back over to Y/n L/n his mask had opened up to reveal his face she looked him in the eyes using her magic she was able to quickly get a sense of his character she tried to use her magic to invade his mind so that she could read his mind but unfortunately there was a extremely powerful force keeping her out of his mind but she was able to get the gist of his character she looked back over to her friend Akeno who had a smug look on her face.

Akeno: Well?~

Rias: all right fine you have a point!

Akeno: what can I say I'm a very good judge of character~

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