Here we see you and your crew at a meeting in your evil lair and we see one of your henchmen who is Steve from accounting.

Steve: "If we increase our efforts in bank robberies, looting Fort Knox, and stealing some vibranium from Wakanda. Subtract the possible fee for funerals, we would have enough money to pay all of our utility bills and leave us with enough cash to make a giant robot for you Ultramind."

(Y/N): "Good work Steve. Now does anyone have anything else for the meeting?"

Coco D: *raises her hand*"Will we have enough money for costumes? I want to start working on the costumes for the company Halloween party."

Steve: "Let me check."*puts in the numbers**sees the results*"Why yes we do."

(Y/N): "Alright meeting adjourned."

We then see everyone leave the meeting as we see Abomination walk up to you.

Abomination: "Excuse me sir? Have you heard my suggestion to boost morale around here?"

(Y/N): "Ah yes, flip flop Fridays and as for my answer I think it would be good for warmer seasons but not for cold seasons."

Abomination: "Thank you sir."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Sometime later, we see people working at the bank and then we see a large explosion come out of the vault and we see you walk out of it.

(Y/N): "Don't mind us just robbing this place."

We then see everyone else run out and scream as we see Shego and Inque pack up some money.

Inque: "Hey Shego, are you up for a girls night later? I finally convinced Jasper to do a girls night."

Shego: "Can't, my cousin's wedding is coming up and she chose me to be the bridesmaid."

Inque: "Oh congrats for your cousin, who's the guy getting hitched to her?"

Shego: "Actually it's a girl cause she's gay."

Inque: "Oh wow, you know in my time the pride community has become a common place. It's good to have diversity."

Shego: "Yeah it is, but my cousin always tells me to find a date and she thinks that me and Kim Possible are a couple because we fight each other 24/7. She's obviously in highschool and I'm old enough to be her mom."

Inque: "Well you don't seem that old to me and I hope you will be a better parent than I am. Take it from me, I give my daughter money from my mercenary jobs and she stabbed me in the back when I turned to her for help."

Shego: "Wait What? That actually happened? Can't believe she would do that to you."

Inque: " I know, I did my best to give her a roof over her head and that's how she thanked me?"

Shego: "Well you tried and helped her and I guess that's what counts. Can't imagine how Kim's life is going after she started dating her sidekick."

Inque: "Yeah they will break up later when they're done with college."

Shego: "How would you?"

Inque: "I'm from the future and I skimmed over a newspaper article about their break up."

Shego: "Really? Who started it?"

Inque: "Well it was Ron since he got them both expelled from college from an accident at the science lab."

Shego: "Let me guess, volcano project?"

Inque: "Yes. That stuff is okay in highschool, but he used lava sauce for the... well lava."

We see Shego grab the last gold bar from the bank and then regroup with you.

Shego: "Hey bossman, we got every penny from the bank."

(Y/N): "Great work girls, since you two have worked so hard you deserve a spa day later."

We then see the hero girls arrive and confront you.

Kara: "Not today pal!"

(Y/N): "Oh hey, Superman's sister."

Kara: "I'm his cousin."

(Y/N): "I know, I just said that to be funny."

Diana: "Prepare for your defeat Ultramind!"

(Y/N): "Let's see if you can get past my minions! Staff attack!"

We then see The Staff charge at the hero girls and fight them off.

Karen: "These aren't your typical IKEA staff!"

(Y/N): "But they do have a 401K."

Inque: "Wait they get paid?"

(Y/N): "Just because they're mindless monsters doesn't mean they get paid like employees. They aren't so mindless since they were given identity chips of my own design."

Abomination: "Aww you took my suggestion."

Kara then attacks Abomination as we see him dodge Kara and grab her by the leg and swing her against the ground and then throw her at Zee.

Zee: "Ah!"

Zee then gets hit by Kara and then they both fall to the ground as we see Jasper use her Crash Comet move and take down Jessica and Karen at the same time.

(Y/N): "Haha!"*sees Diana and Jessica charging at you*"Not so fast!"

You then sprayed a gas cloud around Jessica and Diana as we saw them frozen like statues.

(Y/N): "Statue spray, never leave home without it."

You then poke at Diana as she then fall to the ground as she groans in pain because she fell on a lego.

Diana: "What is this?!"

(Y/N): "Statue spray."

We then see Babs jump in front of you.

Babs: "You're going down Ultramind!"

(Y/N): "Jessie, you have my permission to use the forget me stick."

Jessie: "Yes sir."

We see Jessie whack Babs in the face with the forget me stick and we see Babs knocked out on the ground.

Shego: "Well that was easy."

We see Jessica get up and she formed a force field around you and the others and you fired a yellow beam to nullify Jessica's ring. We then see Jessica get thrown into a recycling bin by Abomination.

Abomination: "Okay boss, that seems to be the last of them."

(Y/N): "Let's go guys, back to our evil lair!"

Later, after the day, we see the hero girls in their civilian clothing and they were at Sweet Justice, bummed about losing.

Kara: "We got beaten by Ultramind."

Babs: "This is the 40th time we got beaten by him this week, and it's only monday."

Diana: "He is crafty."

Karen: "The guy is unstoppable."

Jessica: "How are we supposed to beat him?"

Babs: "Well we can-"

Kara: "No, we already tried that."

The girls then see you in your civilian disguise and you head to the register.

(Y/N): "I will have the Death by chocolate."

Barry: "Coming right up."

Barry then gives you your order and you sit at a table across from the girls.

Diana: *Sees you* "Hmm, who is that boy?"

Kara: " Oh, some skater dude."

Babs: "He seems nice."

Jessica: "Hmm..."

Karen: "Something wrong Jess?"

Jessica: "I don't know."

Zee: "Do you like him or something?"

Jessica: *Blushes* "Whaaat? N-no... no... of-of course not."

Kara: "I can literally hear your heart skip a beat."

Jessica: *Blushes* "... Maybe a little? But I don't want to bother him."

Diana: "Perhaps I could talk to him."

Babs: "Why D?"

Diana: "Well it seems that Jessica is too nervous to talk to a boy, just like how I was with Steve."

Jessica: "Woah hey I am not nervous! In fact, I'll go to him and talk right now."

Zee: "I'm pretty sure you will get a broken leg on your skateboard on your first date with him because he's a skater dude."

Jessica: "I wouldn't really have to do that."

We then see Jessica get up as she then walks to you and you see her.

(Y/N): "Hello there."

Jessica was too nervous to utter one word as she struggled to say something. Jessica then slaps herself to get herself together and then inhales and then exhales.

Jessica: "Hi there, you must be new, I'm Jessica Cruz, welcome to Metropolis."

(Y/N): "(Y/N), nice to meet you." *Notices her green lantern ring* "Nice ring. Getting hitched to someone?"

Jessica: *Blushes* "No! No, I'm in highschool!"

(Y/N): *Chuckles* "Relax, I'm just joshing you."

Jessica: "Ohh heh, thanks."

(Y/N): "Well in some cultures people get married in highschool."

Jessica: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Of course."*pulls out a fact book about weddings*"It's all in here."

Jessica: "Well what's your name?"

(Y/N): "It's (Y/N)."

Jessica: "Nice to meet you."

(Y/N): "You too." *In your head* "She seems nice, for a Green Lantern."

Jessica: "Do you want to talk about-"

Before Jessica finishes her thought the news came onto the screen.

TV: "Breaking news, Ultramind has struck again. 500 banks across the world has been robbed and Fort Knox has been robbed of its gold yet again."

Jessica: "I know that Ultramind is a bad guy, but he seems pretty easy on the eyes."

(Y/N): "But he looks like a mishmash of body parts. How would that be appealing to women?"

Jessica: "Well maybe some women like unique looks."

TV: "Heroes across the world were unable to stop this supervillain, and yet most if not some women have looked at this villain. There is an underground fan club of women who wants to take his hand in marriage called the Ultra Brides. We have a reporter speaking to one right now."*tv cuts to a reporter and an Ultra Bride*"Thank you, ma'am, for what reason do you want to marry this supervillain?"

Ultra Bride member: *on TV*"He's handsome, cute, and treats women right, even though he's a bad guy, he's hot. The other day I saw his bodyguards Shego and Inque at the beach because they were on vacation given to them by their boss Ultramind."

TV: "And they weren't committing any crime?"

UB member: "Nope, they were sunbathing in nice swimsuits they bought thanks to getting their paychecks from their boss Ultramind."

TV: "Well then, back to you."*back to the News HQ*"This Ultramind came out of nowhere and started recruiting criminals across the world including the monstrous creature that is the Abomination aka Emil Blonksy, an attempted murderer of the founding member of the Avengers, Dr. Bruce Banner aka the Hulk but he seems to be more in control of his monster side and he became one of the bodyguards of Ultramind."

Jessica: "I don't see why women have to fall for Ultramind."

(Y/N): "Yeah me neither, who would in their right mind would date a supervillain. The hero always gets the girl, not the villain, because well he's the bad guy."

Jessica: "But, even bad guys need someone in their life."

(Y/N): "Well you don't see Dormammu on Tinder."

Jessica: "Good point. But not all bad guys have to be alone."

(Y/N): "Hm, I guess."

You then finish your ice cream and then leave as Jessica saw you leave. Later, at your evil lair, we see Coco Diablo working on your villain outfit by getting your measurements.

(Y/N): "Coco, did you ever have a special someone?"

Coco D: "Well when you run a costume factory and work on costumes for criminals it's hard to find a special someone. However I did have a particular interest in Velma Dinkley awhile back."

(Y/N): "That girl from mystery inc? I didn't know she was gay."

Coco D: "Actually she's bi, so am I."*measures your arms*"I should thank you for letting me be your fashion designer. Now I can work with you since you are a mishmash of different body parts."*looks at your crystal arm*"Especially this exquisite diamond arm."

(Y/N): "Don't get any ideas, the last girl who saw my diamond arm would not let go." *Shivers*

Coco D: "Did you drop her into a shark tank?"

(Y/N): "Coco please I'm not a monster, I asked her to let go and she did."

Coco D: "Then why do we have a shark tank?"

Coco then points to the shark tank.

(Y/N): "It ties the room together, plus I only use it if it's absolutely necessary."

Coco D: "Like hanging a damsel over it so the sharks would eat her if you lower her into the water?"

(Y/N): "Of course, it's a classic villain thing."

Coco D: "Hm true. So what did you think of that green lantern girl?"

(Y/N): *Blushes* "None of your business."

Coco D: "Alright."

(Y/N): "Besides, the hero always gets the girl, not the villain."

Coco D: "In some cases yeah, but you remember Megamind?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, but that's when he became a hero...wait you don't think I could become... a good guy right?"

Coco D: "I'm not saying you should but you never know, life finds a way, I mean take Harley Quinn, crazy clown working for the Joker one day then saving the day the next day."

(Y/N): "Well I prefer villainy over heroism anyday. If there's a villain being too evil I will take him out and then return back to villainy."

Coco D: "Yes boss. But I'm not saying you should be a good guy, maybe like somewhere in between."

(Y/N): "Like an anti-hero? Those guys are confusing, are they good or are they evil like make up your mind or kill yourself."

Coco D: "They're basically heroes that don't act like heroes, like Vought."

(Y/N): "Which is why I built a giant robot to take out their strongest hero Homelander. He does not fit the term hero at all."

Coco D: "I know right, the stars and stripes are too patriotic and the gold eagle shoulder pads are too much. As for their other heroes."*pulls out her tablet and show you the costumes of other vought heroes*"Queen Maeve, too leathery. The Deep, too much green. Starlight, that one screams I want to bone random guys cause I really want to. A-Train, he's too much of a washed up athlete to be called the fastest man alive. And don't get me started on Black Noir, put some dark gray and take away some black to make him more appealing to the eyes."

(Y/N): "It's a good thing they brought back Starlight's original costume."

Coco D: "Yeah, her original costume was way better. She's a wholesome hero who thinks of the children. Not just some bimbo in a one piece suit."

(Y/N): "I know right. She's the only hero I haven't used any weapons on. Because I disabled nearby electrical sources whenever she's around. Anyways, let's go to the mess hall, it's music night and the Dazzlings are performing first."

Meanwhile, at Diana's house, we see Diana looking at the TV and she sees the Dazzlings performing live at a baseball stadium and they're hypnotizing the audience to give up their wallets and money.

Diana: "Oh no!"

Diana calls the hero girls.

Diana: "Ultramind is at the baseball stadium!"

Later at the Baseball Stadium, we see the Dazzlings singing as we see the people under their control give all of their money to them as we see the hero girls and the Seven arrive at the same time.

Jessica: "Halt!"

Adagio: "Sounds like someone likes an encore."

We then see the Dazzlings sing and place Homelander under their control and he starts fighting the Seven and then A-Train tries to use his speed to attack him until Homelander catches him by the head and starts crushing it. A-Train then breaks his hands trying to break free from Homelander until his head is shattered to pieces.

The Deep: "Oh no!"

Q. Maeve: "A-Train!"

Adagio: "Did not see that coming."

Aria: "Sonata what did you do?"

Sonata: "We released him from his inhibitions and controlled him. Just like we were told."

We then see Homelander shoot his heat vision at The Deep and kill him as we see Black Noir kick Homelander and then he catches his leg and then throws him out of the stadium.

We then see Stormfront, Starlight, and Queen Maeve charge in as we see Hoemlander knock them all back.

Homelander then fly into the air and then fired his heat vision at everyone in the audience and killed all of them.

Adagio: "Okay let's dial it back!"*sees Stormfront*"And let's take her with us."

The sirens then use their magic to control Stormfront as she then get up and follow them like a puppet being controlled a Homelander was freed from the sirens' control and he sees Stormfront walking to them under their control as we see him charge at the sirens as they were a hologram the whole time.

Homelander: "What the hell!?!"

Adagio: "Why would we be out here when we're somewhere else?"

We then see the hero girls along with the remaining members of the 7 get teleported out of the stadium with the exception of Homelander as the cameras went on and see Homelander standing around corpses of his team and the people in the audience. Meanwhile, we see you and the others in the lair and we see the Dazzlings come in.

(Y/N): "Great acting girls."

Adagio: "Nice work on the bio droids yourself."

Sonata: "Wait, the people in the audience are robots?"

Aria: "We had a meeting, you weren't there Sonata. They're robots that look exactly like the real thing."

(Y/N): "The only way to tell that they're fakes is with a microscope."

Sonata: "Oh because they're really tiny."

Aria: "That explains why you made doubles for all of us."

Aria then points to two bio droids that look like the Dazzlings.

Adagio: "You got all of my best features." *Looks at the backside* "But why is my butt that big?"

Sonata: "Well uh... you have been hitting the sweets hard."

Aria: "You've been eating like a bear Adagio."

Adagio: "Fair enough. But boss you really nailed my looks."*feels the double's hair*"My excellent hair."*fondles the double's breasts*"My supple breasts."*feels the curves of the double*"Luscious curves."*looks at the double's butt*"You know, I find it flattering that you captured my butt very well."*slaps the double's butt*

D. Adagio: *Yelps* "Oh...."

Aria: "Wait, they're active?"

You then turn off the bio droids and put them into storage.

Adagio: "Aww, and here I thought I found someone who is pretty as I am."

Sonata: "Um boss, why did you want us to bring you Stormfront?"

(Y/N): "I needed a Social Media manager and publicist. But first an interview."

Sometime later, we see Stormfront out of a trance and sitting in a chair at a table and sees you.

(Y/N): "Hello Stormfront, this is a job interview for you."

Stormfront: "You kidnapped me so that you would give me a job interview?"

(Y/N): "Well yeah, it's the only way to get you here. Now you may think I'm a bad boss for my crew and henchmen but I am actually a great boss. I give the equal amount of money to both male and female employees, I take suggestions in evil plans, and I accept themed office days like Hawaiian shirt day, taco tuesday, and casual friday."

Stormfront: "Huh, well when you put it that way, it does sound better than working for Vought."

(Y/N): "And I've been researching about you and you had a previous hero identity named Liberty back in the day. You were born in 1919 in Berlin, Germany and you were married to Frederick Vought, founder of the company named Vought."

Stormfront: "Yeah, I haven't aged since then. It's one of the benefits of having Compound V in your system."

(Y/N): "And were there any... side effects?"

Stormfront: "Well I can shoot lightning from my hands but no other side effects other than the fact that I might outlive everyone. But luckily I learned how to use modern technology."

(Y/N): "Well then, how would you feel to be my social media manager and publicist?"

Stormfront: "Really? Wait, what's the catch?"

(Y/N): "No catch, just you have to go to Abomination's weekly group therapy. It's good for morale around here."

Stormfront: *Slightly surprised* "He has a therapy group?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, you sound surprised."

Stormfront: "Isn't he a giant rampaging monster?"

You and Stormfront heard a gasp and you both turned to see Abomination.

Abomination: "Just because I'm a giant monster doesn't mean I have feelings!"

Abomination then ran out of the room crying in sadness.

(Y/N): "He's sensitive about that." *to Abomination* "It's okay big guy, you were a different person when people help you turn your life around and became a therapist for super powered individuals."

Abomination: "Thanks boss."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Stormfront: "And I'm sorry okay? I was just surprised, and I'm not trying to be rude but, your... all criminals, but why do this?"

(Y/N): "Just because we're bad guys doesn't mean we're bad guys, especially Homelander."

Abomination: "Yeah Ultramind here plans on defeating Homelander, making him kill a baseball stadium full of people to demoralize him is phase 1, demoralizing him. Phase 2 is where you come in."

Stormfront: "Alright, I guess I can help you guys."

(Y/N): "You're hired, welcome aboard Stormfront."

We then see a female henchman come into the room and you see her.

F. Henchman: "Um boss, can I take the day off tomorrow, my daughter's softball game is tomorrow and I need to be there for her."

(Y/N): "Why of course, your daughter is more important than work."*sees that she's 8 months pregnant*"I see you got another kid on the way."

F. henchman: "My husband and I thought we could have another kid."*rubs her belly*"Family is important."

(Y/N): "And you can have your maternity leave as well."

F. Henchman: "Thanks boss."

We then see the female henchman leave the room.

Stormfront: "Wow, you're a great boss."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Stormfront: "Anytime, so when do we start?"

(Y/N): "How about now?"

Sometime later, we see Stormfront pitching an idea for you on social media.

Stormfront: "Okay well since we're gonna demoralize Vought. I set up numerous social media accounts for your plan on taking down not just Homelander and Vought. First we set up a political ad about Victoria Neuman being the supe that pops heads since Vought is using her to gain political power over America. Then we make a video about the truth of all the cover ups that Vought made over the years. And finally when it all ends with Queen Maeve's video of Homelander letting people die on that plane."

(Y/N): "Excellent work Storm."

Stormfront: "Thanks, anything to show people who Homelander really is."

(Y/N): "Weren't you two a thing?"

Stormfront: "Nah, that's just superficial. Plus, even if we did get...busy, he'd probably kill me. Besides, I bet you might be bigger than him."

(Y/N): "What do you mean?"

Stormfront: "Oh nothing." *in her head* "He may be a criminal but he's hot."

Sometime later, we see Stormfront working on the videos for all forms of social media.

Stormfront: "Okay, almost done."

We then see Jessie and James bring in Victoria Neuman in a blindfold in a chair.

Jessie: "We got her."

James: "Why is this more easier than catching a pokemon?"

Stormfront: "Her powers only work when she's looking at her target."

James: "Makes sense."

Stormfront: "Alright the videos are all set and ready to be posted." *Sees Victoria* "What's Victoria doing here?"

Jessie: "We thought that we should bring her here so that she can hear everyone despising her."

Stormfront: "Sounds good to me, don't take that blindfold off of her."

Jessie: "Why?"

Stormfront: "She can blow up people's heads just by looking at them."

Both Jessie and James stand back.

Stormfront: "Alright let's get started."

Meanwhile, in Metropolis, we see the hero girls eating lunch as they see Stormfront on the jumbotron.

Stormfront: *on the jumbotron*"Hello America! And Vought, here are some things I like to tell you. 1 screw you Vought I quit! 2 Homelander, I'm dumping you! And 3 I like to show you all a little secret about what actually happened when Vought's heroes actually did over the years including me. And please like, comment, and follow me on all social media platforms."

We then see footage of all the cover-ups made by Vought including the one about Homelander and Queen Maeve abandoning the people on the plane. That has put the whole country into disarray as we see police officers arresting Vought's superheroes and employees and we see Homelander in the Seven Tower when he sees the footage.

Homelander: "That nazi bitch!"

Homelander then burst out of the window and flew around the city trying to use his super hearing to find Stormfront until he got hit by a giant fist and he was launched into a Taco Bell. He then got up and saw you in a giant robot suit as music was playing.

(Y/N): "Hello there Homelander!"

Homelander: "Once I'm done tearing apart that traitor Stormfront, I'm coming after you!"

(Y/N): "You dare threaten one of my own crew?"

Homelander looked to find a weak point in your armor but it was lined with Zinc, which is the only material he can't see through.

(Y/N): "After watching footage of you, you're more villain than hero Homelander. But not a super one!"

Homelander: "What's the difference!?!"

The head of the giant robot opens up and we see you in a battle suit made by Coco Diablo and you raise your arms up.

(Y/N): "Presentation!"

Homelander then goes into a rage and charges at you as he passes through you and sees that you're a hologram.

(Y/N): "You just gotta love the hologram trick."

We then see you get back into the giant robot as it gets ready to fight.

(Y/N): "But jokes aside, let's battle!"

We then see Homelander charge at you and then your giant robot suit then move its body up to dodge Homelander.

(Y/N): "Ole!"

Homelander then flies back at you and then you hit him with a backhand and launch him into a Portapotty.

(Y/N): "I think Taco Bell was too much for you Homelander. Actually, I think any fast food restaurant is too much for you."

Homelander then gets enraged and then we see him fire his heat vision at you as you then deflect it with a mirror making him shoot himself in the foot.

Homelander: "Gah!"

(Y/N): "Wait, did you actually get hurt? And here Homelander was all powerful."

Homelander then gets angry then flies with fury in his eyes at the armor and then we see him throw the giant robot into the sky and then we see Homelander burst into the robot and use his heat vision to destroy it by blowing it up. Homelander lands on the ground and sees that there was no one in the suit as we see then see a pizza guy walk up to Homelander.

Pizza guy: "Uh... got a pizza for Mr. Homelander?"

Homelander: *Confused* "What?"

The pizza guy then pulled a gun out of the pizza box and fired a laser at him as we then saw him collapse onto the ground. When he tried hearing the pizza guy's heartbeat he couldn't hear anything as the pizza guy then transformed into you.

(Y/N): "Haha! You fell for the pizza guy trick!"

Homelander: "What did you do?! My super hearing!"

(Y/N): "I found out about your father and made a weapon that replicates his power to burn the V out of people. Now you are just like everyone else. Weak, making too many mistakes, wrong, and fragile. Sound familiar? That's your definition of humans. Which is something you are now."

Homelander: "No! Noooooooo!!! I'll kill you!"

Homelander then tries to attack you but then you move to the side and hit him in the vega nerve and knock him out.

(Y/N): "Well that was easy."

We then see the police arrive and they surround you and Homelander.

Police: "You're surrounded, there's no way out!"

(Y/N): *Points to Homelander* "Uh excuse me, but he was responsible for killing a lot of people."

Police 1: "And we're taking you in Ultramind!"

Just then we see a burst of smoke and we see Inque extend her arm out from above and you grab it and she pulls you up into an invisible helicopter.

(Y/N): *Over the mega speaker* "You should be grateful, me and my crew saved the world. But that doesn't mean that we stop being villains. And you people call us monsters when we just stopped an egotistical knock off superman who let people die on a crashing plane."

Later, at the evil lair, we see you and the others having a celebration of taking down Vought.

(Y/N): *Raises his glass* "A toast, to the downfall of Vought!"

We then see everyone cheering for you as we see Shego come into the room.

Shego: "Sorry I'm late, I had to get out of the bridesmaid dogpile so I had to go to a doctor and get myself patched up."

Coco D: "What happened?"

Shego: "Flowers, bridesmaid and I caught the flowers."

(Y/N): "Oh congrats Shego. You're next to get married."

Shego: "Huh, neat."

(Y/N): "Enjoy the party everyone!"

We see everyone having a blast at the party as we see Inque and Shego talk to each other by the water cooler.

Shego: "So you guys finally took down knock off superman huh?"

Inque: "Yep, so how was the wedding?"

Shego: "My cousin threw a huge bachelorette party and she called in some strippers of the lesbian kind."

Inque: "You're lucky to go to one, I never had a wedding or a bachelorette party. I mean what guy would want..." *points to herself* "This whole situation?"

Shego: "Hey what about that guy that was into gooey slime girls like you, you know the guy who talked to you when you're in that ice cube?"

Inque: "Oh yeah he was a weirdo, I only used him to get my body stabilized and get money. He only likes me because of my gooey body."

Shego: *winces* "Ohhh yikes, well I say you dodged a bullet."

Inque: "You're a catch yourself, you're pretty, got nice hair, and you're solid. I clean myself up by going through the coffee filter. Who wants to date a woman who is basically a talking blob of ink? Maybe I'm too old to date anyone."

Shego: "Are you serious right now? Most of the henchmen are giving Jasper love letters and she's over 5000 years old and she can bench press a literal mountain."

Inque: "That would explain the medical bills we got from our employees."

Both Shego and Inque then see a guy being thrown across the room and into a wall as they saw it was Jasper who threw the guy.

Jasper: "Stay away from me humans if you want to live!"

Shego: "Aw man, that guy owes me 50 bucks."

Inque: "Why?"

Shego: "He was out of cash and I bought him a twinkie from the vending machine."

Inque: "Oh gotcha, so who do you think will make a move on the boss?"

Shego: "Not you, that's for sure, the first kid didn't turn out so well. She stabbed you in the back."

Inque: "Good point, although I did make a promise to myself when I make another baby I would be raising the kid with a husband who loves me."

Shego: "How's that supposed to work when you're a glob of ink?"

Inque: "I'm sure (Y/N) will find a way, he always does."

Shego: "Yeah he's a genius, you know I wasn't around with him as much when I joined the crew. How did he turn to villainy?"

Inque: "Well he doesn't want to talk about his backstory. He says it's something personal, he only told his right hand woman about his past."

Shego: "Jessie right?"

Inque: "Yeah but if it's that personal I don't wanna pry."

Shego: "Look I worked with a blue skinned guy that had a bad time in college so I'm pretty sure it's not that bad. Besides we're his bodyguards he has to tell us something about himself. He tells us everything about himself, even what he had for breakfast."

Inque: "A stack of tofu pancakes shaped like skulls. A little cute if you ask me."

Shego: "Exactly, how bad was his childhood anyways?"

Sometime later, we see Shego and Inque talking to Jessie on their lunch break.

Jessie: "You want to know how our boss came into villainy?"

Shego: "Yeah, our boss tells us everything, even what he is having for lunch."

Inque: "A classic Italian sub sandwich on whole wheat with a salad with crotons."

Jessie: "Alright, alright, if you want to know he was born in prison."

Inque: "Born in prison? How's that even possible?"

Shego: "Wasn't Bane born in prison? Maybe something traumatic happened there."

Jessie: "Well nothing really traumatizing happened to him, he was born in a penitentiary for women prisoners. His mother was accused of a raping crime that she didn't commit and she was the victim not the criminal. She discovered that she was pregnant and then she gave birth to (Y/N) and they were together ever since."

Shego: "Well that's nice."

Jessie: "Until she was wrongly executed when he was young."

Shego: "Oh... yikes..."

Jessie: "The only people who raised him are the women in the prison and the women treat him like the son they never had. They taught him what's right and what's wrong."

Shego: "So robbing banks, jaywalking, and stealing is good?'

Jessie: "Pretty much, well to him at least. He's just passionate about evil being a pastime. Over time he treated his fellow inmates like family."

Shego: "And that's why they don't mess with him?"

Jessie: "Well they often flirt with him when he hits puberty."

Inque: "So how did he escape? Or did he just choose to stay?"

Jessie: "Well prison is like home to him so he didn't escape, after some time he felt like he's ready for the world and used his intellect to turn himself into the supervillain he is today."

Inque: "How did he meet you?"

Jessie: "Oh he helped me, James, and Meowth bust out of prison."

Inque: "That would explain why we have an area of a supermax prison that no guard ever goes to, since the prisons were designed to hold people in."

Jessie: "How did you think he met Abomination and you Shego?"

Shego: "That makes sense."

Inque: "So now what?"

Shego: "We can get a gift for him, like his favorite cake."

Inque: "Really really dark chocolate cake with white chocolate icing for the skulls."

Shego: "How do you know this stuff?"

Inque: "He told me once."

Shego: "Huh, neat."

Next: Chapter 1: Home Sweet Prison