Jonas pov

Me and Lucy stood in front of building

"Well, this is the place"

Lucy: "I guess but why are taking a assassination job if we can run faster than light, tank punches that shook hell itself, and deliver those same punches back."

"I don't know call it a gut feeling"

Lucy: "guess I'll trust that"

3rd person

Jonas and Lucy enter the office to see a hellhound staring at her phone
(Lone wanderer: Jonas has his hood up)

Jonas: "excuse me"

Hellhound: "who do you want killed"

Jonas: "no one, we were wondering if we could join IMP"

Hellhound: "go through the door on the left"

Jonas: "ok? whisper Why did you make me do it"

Lucy: whisper "Because if you're so sure about this then you do the talking"

Jonas: whisper "it shouldn't be too ruff"

Lucy: "really?" Annoyed

Jonas: "yes"

Jonas and Lucy enter to see Blitz sitting at a desk

Jonas: "helloooooo sir, I was wondering if we could join your company"

Blitz: "what can you two do?"

Jonas shoots a bolt of lightning hitting the wall and Lucy fires a cinder shot hitting the same spot

Blitz: "you're hired"

Jonas: "really? It was that easy"

Blitz: "yep, you'll start tomorrow"

(Lone wanderer: I couldn't resist, okay)

Jonas and Lucy enter to see the hellhound laying on an couch with a photo of a family, two imps at the desk, one of them holding a crossbow, and also a tank of electric eels for some reason.

Male imp: "who are you 2?"

Hellhound: "they're new employees fatty"

Lucy: "that's correct, I'm Lucy and this is my bro"

Jonas: "names Jonas, now tell us who are you three"

Moxxie: "I'm Moxxie and this is my lovely wife Millie"

Jonas gains a small smile
Jonas: "good and you Ms. Bark"

Loona: "my name is Loona asshat"

Jonas: "well, it's nice to meet all but I assume we're going to wait for the next job"

Jonas stands next to tank while Lucy goes to Loona with stars in her eyes

Loona: "what do you want"

Lucy immediately starts giving Loona head scratches

Loona: "hey! What are yo- actually that feels nice"

Millie: "that's a first"

Lucy: "so what are you doing wit-"
Blitz burst through the door
Blitz: "guys I want you to meet-"

Moxxie accidentally shoots the crossbow, but before it can do any damage, Jonas catches the arrow

Blitz: "-our newest client"

*cut to outside*

Blitz: "alright, let's lick some ass and sparky you're up"

Millie: "the expression is kick some, Blitz"

Blitz: "my is better"

Jonas: "no it's not"
Jonas puts on a blue and yellow scarf before going through

Jonas: alright let's do this

Blitz: "Moxxie, sparky do you want this one"

Jonas: probably should've been paying attention "okay"

Moxxie: "me?"

Blitz: "yea this one seems simple enough for you two to handle"
Jonas joins them with looking at the target
Blitz: "just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital"

Jonas: I'm just going to assume she did something terrible

Blitz: "you snooze you lose mox"

Blitz: "and I've got you, bitch" aims a sniper rifle at the woman

Moxxie: "wait, are we actually killing a whole family?"

Jonas: "we are only after the mother, we can leave the rest alone"

Moxxie: "hold on, can we just-"
Blitz tries to shoot the mother but moxxie diverts the shot(Jonas tried to stop him but he was too late), thus alerting the family of their presence

Blitz: "what the fuck was that moxxie!"

Moxxie: "they just seemed so wholesome and happy, I panicked"

Jonas: "you're fine just don't do it again. Moxxie, Blitz move!"
Jonas pushes the two out of way as a sudden blast goes through the house with Jonas taking the full force of it

Blitz: "SCATTER!"

All of IMP scatters going in every which way

Jonas pov

I'm hiding in a tree trying to figure out what to do, Millie gets captured at the docks, Blitz is captured by the mother and Moxxie is taken by kids but escapes. Wait, incoming genius

3rd pov

Jonas falls out of the tree and lands on Ralph, unconscious

Ralph: "well that was easy, time to send you demons back to hell"

Jonas, Millie, and Blitz are tied to a stake and having gas poured on them

Target: "satan, we return your filthy creatures back to the pits of hell. May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy work."

The target tosses a torch setting the 3 ablaze only for it to have no effect. Jonas snaps the ropes holding him and before making a mad dash to get her. She tries to shoot him, but he slides under the shot and stabs her in the neck with a hidden blade, then she gets her eye shot out. Everything fades to black

*cut to ?????*

(Lone wanderer: ignore Bayek and Khaliset)

Martha: "where am I?"

Jonas: "limbo, your fate is in my hands"

Martha: "you can't touch me, I'm a hero"

Jonas: "you damned an innocent woman"

Martha: "she was whore who decided her fate"

Jonas: "Dass du verbrennst, weil du weißt, dass dies auf deine Handlungen zurückzuführen ist."

Chains come from the ground and begin pulling Martha into fiery pit as she screams.

Back to reality

Jonas lets Martha's body hit the ground.

Jonas: "eye think that was a great shot moxxie"

Moxxie: "thanks and did you seriously make a pun"

Moxxie and Millie hug as Jonas takes off his hood to reveal an imp with long fluffy brown hair and a stubble.

Moxxie: "I'm sorry sir, I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way, it won't happen again I promise"

Jonas: "be easy on yourself mox, it was mistake you made but you corrected it"

Blitz: "alright, let's get off"

Moxxie: "give me a moment I need to get something I left at the house"

Blitz: "alright, just make it quick"

Timeskip (because I want this to be over)

Moxxie and Jonas see police blow up the cabin and the head of a teddy bear lands in front of them. Jonas picks up the head before putting a hand on Moxxie's shoulder

Jonas: "be happy that you gave them mercy"
He turns and leaves through the portal as moxxie follows him

End

Lone wanderer: sorry this took so long. I had finals, anxiety making me doubt if I was doing a good job, and just forgetting about this story. I'm going to take Christmas break and make the most of it also my birthday is after Christmas so yeah. Also here's an glitch I had