They Can't Stop Us All
A/N: Happy Raid Folks UsUkfan have fun reading this. Also it's SuperOmens because Crowleys everywhere.
"Crowley I don't understand why we're running like this."
Aziraphale crouched down, dodging a bullet. Crowley kept his arms back. He shouted, "We're Naruto Running™! Come on angel! We're almost there!"
The two kept running with the crowd. The moment they reached the doors felt like victory. Breaking inside was the best part.
"Wahoo! They didn't stop us all!"
Crowley smiled and grabbed Aziraphale's hand. He pulled the angel along.
"Who are you?"
A plump angel with white hair and glasses stood in front of an angel with white hair and no glasses. Our angel, without the glasses said, "Oh, I'm Aziraphale. Angel and part time rare book dealer."
Our other angel with glasses said, "That's funny. I entitle myself by the name of Aziraphale too, and just so happen to sell exquisite antique books. Except there's not much selling going on. Nobody purchases my books."
No - glasses Aziraphale said, "I suppose we're very alike then. Maybe we could discuss this over crêpes sometime."
A very thin and dark figure stepped out.
"Hold a second. Aziraphale, you're the smart one. Have we had such great luck as to meet your twin."
With - glasses Aziraphale laughed, "Oh Crowley, we may have."
For the first time in a very long time ginger Crowley took off his sunglasses and said, "You mean I'm you? Your hair is black. I'm proud ginge."
Dark hair done Crowley laughed, "I am me. The not so one and only demon Crowley apparently."
"Of course you're not."
Another demon walked down a second hall. Three people ran after him.
"My name is Crowley. King of Hell at your service."
Ginger Crowley said, "This isn't right. Eah King of Hell what's your first name?"
"Fergus."
Ginger Crowley looked at dark haired Crowley.
"And you?"
"Anthony."
"Cool me too. I suppose we're the same. You can't be half that unpleasant. Now, Fergus you don't matter."
The Crowley's stood in a circle. "Anyone else named Crowley?" Dark haired Crowley asked. Nobody showed. There was one more Crowley but he didn't find his way to Crowleyville, so he didn't matter.
With glasses Aziraphale looked over at dark haired Crowley and blew a kiss. "Crowley dear, don't you just adore having met our doppleselves?"
Ginger Crowley stared at no glasses Aziraphale and said, "I'd absolutely go feral if you called me 'dear' and did that."
Dark haired Crowley rolled his eyes, but nobody could tell because of his sunglasses. He stepped up to ginger Crowley and examined what he was wearing.
"A tin foil hat... What's that scarf thing. You're me, you're supposed to be stylish."
Ginger Crowley argued, "I am stylish. Who the heaven walks around wearing a tie still."
Both Aziraphales said at once, "I happen to like it."
They did that little angelic smile thing at each other.
Another angel with a deep voice that was not similar to the Aziraphales said, "I wear a tie."
"Castiel!"
A dude who dressed like a lesbian and his moose brother ran up behind him.
"What did we say about going around Crowley! You shouldn't hang around him!"
"What?" all three Crowleys said at once. They looked at each other. Moose Boy (his name is Sam by the way) said, "I'm done with this stuff. Come on Dean let's go."
Moose Boy began to walk, but tripped and lost his shoe. Dean grumbled, "Forget it. I want pie."
The Crowley squad looked at each other. The Disappointment of Hell, Fergus Crowley said, "Look, I'm going to go on. Got things to do. Hell hounds to give baths. You know the deal."
The other Crowleys nodded. Ginger Crowley said, "Have fun with that."
The Aziraphales were laughing at the Crowleys. Previously they had been discussing the book shop and the best ways to prevent book purchase. They laughed about fire hazards and the fact that occasionally glasses Aziraphale would murder people to get his books back. Without - glasses Aziraphale didn't understand why it was funny though.
"I'd love to check out your shop sometime," glasses Aziraphale laughed.
"And yours."
The Crowleys hissed at each other. Dark haired Crowley hissed, "I suppose we should be going now. Maybe we'll show up in style next time."
Glasses Aziraphale said, "Oh most definitely we'll be back."
They all smiled and waved at each other.
Ginger Crowley said, "We saw them aliens Aziraphale. We're them aliens."
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