A/N: I've been watching too much Supernatural.

"So... Crowley, we're going back to your place?" Azira asked, "This is only our second date."

"Oh... Oh angel I'm aware," Crowley said. He would have winked if he wasn't wearing sunglasses, but he was. Nobody could see his yellow serpent eyes with them on. He also liked the way he looked with them on.

"Well then," Azira sighed, "Wasn't exactly prepared for this."

"What is it, angel?" Crowley asked as he hoped the door of his Bentley.

Azira got in and said, "I've never spent the night with anyone before."

Crowley smirked. "So I'll be your first then."

"I suppose you will."

Crowley thought to himself, "Your last too."

He then closed the door. After that he sauntered to the driver's side and got in.

"So... Crowley, are you the one giving or receiving?"

"I'll play either role," Crowley muttered in response.

Azira asked, "Will it hurt?"

"Perhaps a little."

"Oh well I'm sure I'll like it anyways... Uhm where do you live?"

Crowley responded, "You'll see. It's not far from here."

In due time Crowley pulled up to his fairly large house. He walked inside with Azira.

"So you really like snakes..." Azira commented.

Crowley pinned him up against the wall and said, "I suppose I do."

Azira asked, "Do we have to make love now? I'm hungry."

He slipped out from under Crowley's arms. He then walked to the fridge.

Crowley slid in front of him before he could open it.

"Didn't we just eat?"

"I'm always hungry," Azira said, "Starving actually. Probably rather rude of me to want to go prowling through your fridge." He then licked his lips. "But you could offer me a little snack."

"I don't have much," Crowley said, "We can go back out."

Azira said, "We don't have to. I don't want to be bothersome."

"You're not," Crowley sighed, "You're rather lovely."

He then leaned in to kiss Azira.

"Oh Crowley... Your breath smells like cooked flesh. Eat a mint! That's no way to romance a man!"

Azira then reached into his pocket and pulled out a mint.

"Here."

"Ngh-" Crowley grunted as he popped it in his mouth. His pointed fangs stuck out a little.

Azira asked, "Can I have some bacon or- well I'm actually tasting sushi at the moment, would you happen to have any?"

Crowley said, "I'll see what I have. Go make yourself comfortable in the living room."

Azira walked off to the living room and plopped down on the couch.

Soon Anthony walked in with a sandwich.

"Here, this is what I have."

Azira took a bite of the sandwich and chewed the mystery meat.

"Crowley! This is delicious!"

Crowley watched him eat as he sucked his mint.

After Azira was finished with the sandwich Crowley pulled him closer.

"Azira... You're a cutie... But-"

"But what?"

Crowley pushed him against the back of the couch and said, "This won't hurt."

He then kissed Azira, injecting venom into his mouth.

"Did you just spit in my mouth?" Azira asked.

"No, I didn't," Crowley said as he crawled on to Azira's lap. He always loved this part. The part where the food realizes it's fate.

Azira said, "Kiss me again, Crowley... And take off your sunglasses. I want to see your eyes."

Crowley took off his sunglasses to reveal his serpent eyes.

"Your eyes are beautiful, Crowley."

"Yes, so are yours, Azira. Too bad you're dying right now. I'm going to eat every last bit of you... You know my mother always said not to play with my food, but this is so much fun."

Crowley then kissed Azira.

"It really is, Crowley. Unfortunately I'm not going to be your food."

"Oh?"

"I'll just be your lover. Won't I?"

Crowley said, "But I'm not looking for a lover, I'm looking for food. I've already injected you with my venom."

"So you did spit in my mouth!"

"It's not spit."

"I forgive you. That's nasty though. I'm not interested in being your meal," Azira said with a pout, "I don't know if that exactly puts me in the mood for this. I get that you probably have some kind of kink, but I'm not exactly feeling it."

Crowley slapped him.

"Ow- I don't have a pain kink."

Crowley got up and shouted, "I'm not having this! I am just not having it!"

He then got up and walked to the kitchen. He soon came back with a knife.

"What are you going to do with that?" Azira asked.

Crowley shoved it into Azira's chest and said, "This... This is what I'm going to do with it."

Azira said, "It hurts. Take it out please. I'm not enjoying this. Crowley please."

Crowley took the knife out of Azira's chest and asked, "What are you?"

"Not kinky."

"You're not dying either. Just die already."

Azira asked, "You're trying to actually kill me?"

"Yes!"

"Oh Crowley, I'm sorry, that's not how you kill me. You have to cut off my head. -Did you actually spit venom into my mouth?"

"Yes. I did."

Azira said, "Perhaps you should sit down."

Crowley sat down next to Azira.

"Crowley, I think you're a very lovely person, but if you're not actually looking for love, I'll leave. I'll walk home. I'm looking for love. I get very lonely. I'm not exactly accepted by my friends and family."

"What don't they accept?"

"That I like to live aside humans. I'm a ghoul. We're supposed to eat their dead bodies and such... Uh kill them if we're particularly hungry. Like right now it's socially acceptable for me to kill you... But you're not human. I can tell. I've been eating scraps of cooked human for years from someone around here. It's not much but it's an honest way to live... Perhaps I'm eating your cooking scraps."

Crowley smiled and said, "I'm a gorgon."

"I should have guessed. With all the snakes... Do you have snake hair?"

Crowley pulled the hair tie out of his ginger hair. Soon the locks of hair became little orange snakes.

"Oh, look at these cuties," Azira said. He carefully stroked the body of one of the snakes.

He then kissed Crowley.

The orange snakes kissed all over Azira's cheeks.

"Oh- that tickles!" Azira laughed, "Oh... I shouldn't have done that. You probably didn't want me to actually kiss you."

Crowley blushed and said, "Well actually... It's fine. It's completely fine. You know, maybe we could go on some more dates... See where this goes."

Azira blushed too. "R-really? You'd want that?"

"I guess I would," Crowley said. He grabbed Azira's hand and asked, "Would you like that?"

Azira said, "I would like that."

Crowley laughed and said, "I've never had a boyfriend before."

"Well I guess I'll be your first then... Oh- um do you still plan on... You know."

"We don't have to. We're not doing anything you don't want to do."

"Let's not take this relationship... Too fast. You know?"

"Yeah, I know. I guess we have all the time in the world," Crowley said.

They sat there for a moment in silence before Crowley asked, "Are you hungry?"

"Yes."

"Come on. I'll make something. I've got stuff in the fridge."

After that Crowley often found himself making dinner for Azira. He even wrote a cook book called Livers For My Lover -A Recipe Book For Cryptids, Monsters, and Other Flesh Eating Beings, which was a hit in the monster community.

Besides from that Azira learned all about snake care. He gained a liking to snakes. He helped take care of all of Crowley's pet snakes.

The two were happy together.

They were perfect together.