A/N: you know it's a COVID-19 AU when it's called Quarantine.

Saw this on the The Lesbian Tumblr Queen's blog and saw it as a calling.

Also as always, sorry if this is bad I'm aroace and don't exactly chime in to listen about this stuff when other people talk about it.

So we need some tags because apparently you guys get whiney about lemons. It's power bottom Crowley (at least I believe this is what a power bottom is), very innocent and inexperienced Aziraphale, they literally bojoink before they get the corona virus.

And don't worry guys. They've got toilet paper for their quarantine.

I want others to also write Quarantine AUs. They don't have to be smutty. Just a Quarantine AU because COVID-19 ain't going away any time soon.

Here we go

Aziraphale sat in his house on the couch. This was quarantine. It was miserable. He did feel sick. He just had been around someone who was sick.

Unfortunately so had his boy friend, Anthony.

"This is stupid," Anthony said.

Aziraphale agreed. This definitely was stupid. He wouldn't use such a vulgar word.

"Dear, this is quarantine. Nobody is allowed in or out."

Anthony sauntered over to Aziraphale and said, "Well if nobody's coming in or out, we can shut the blinds and have the house all to ourselves."

Anthony walked around to all the blinds and shut them. He then went and sat on Aziraphale's lap. Aziraphale blushed when Anthony sat on his lap.

"Oh? You like that angel."

Anthony grinded against Aziraphale and said, "I suppose that's a sword in your pants I feel."

"Anthony... We've never done this before... I... I don't know what to do."

Anthony kissed Aziraphale's neck. In between kisses he asked, "Have- you- ever- touched- yourself?-"

"No."

"Not- even- mm~ once?"

Aziraphale pulled Anthony away from him and said, "I'm not exactly sure how to."

"Poor, angel. I guess you'll have me to teach you all this stuff."

Anthony began to unbutton Aziraphale's shirt.

"Angel..." Anthony purred and started kissing Aziraphale's collar bones.

"Hmnn~"

Anthony pulled away for a second. "You like that?"

"Yes- um is that how it's supposed to go?"

"You do what's natural, Aziraphale. Also if you ever feel uncomfortable, tell me."

Aziraphale nodded and said, "Go on Anthony."

Anthony continued to unbutton Aziraphale's shirt and kiss down his chest as Aziraphale moaned.

"Mmmnmm~"

Anthony kissed Aziraphale's soft tummy. "My angel."

"My dear."

Anthony unzipped Aziraphale's pants and pulled them down over his thick thighs. His hard member strained against his underwear.

(AN: Is this right? Is this how you write sexy literature? I don't face sexual attraction so idk)

"Aziraphale," Anthony softly sighed, "I'm a bottom."

"Oh... Um okay."

"You don't know what that is. Do you?"

"No."

Anthony smiled and kicked off his shoes. He then took off his jacket.

Aziraphale watched him. He also kicked off his shoes and took off his tartan socks.

Anthony took off his shirt and said, "Angel, are you alright with doing it right here? We could go to the bedroom. -Or anywhere you want. I'm fine with anything."

Aziraphale said, "Right here will be just fine. -Uhm have you been STD tested? I don't want to get anything from you."

"Yes, angel. I have been. Don't worry."

Anthony nodded and unbuckled his belt. He stepped out of his skinny jeans in the unsexy way that allows you to step out of skinny jeans. He didn't care much.

Aziraphale could see the imprint of Anthony's large member straining against his underwear. A blush covered both their faces.

Anthony walked back over to Aziraphale and said, "I love you, angel."

"I love you too, dear."

"You ready? It's okay to say no."

Aziraphale grabbed his hand and said, "I'm kind of nervous."

Anthony sat down next to him and said, "That's alright. It's normal. This is your first time after all. We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I won't be disappointed."

Aziraphale said, "No, I want to do this."

"Okay then. We will," Anthony said. He then grabbed the hemming on Aziraphale's underwear. He looked to Aziraphale.

"It's okay. I promise."

Aziraphale smiled nervously at Anthony as he felt his thighs hit the cold air. The cold moved down as Anthony pulled the final layer of clothing away. It made Aziraphale gasp.

"Oh, Aziraphale, you're bigger than I thought."

Aziraphale was bright red. "Is- is that a bad thing?"

Anthony responded, "Not at all. I can take it."

Anthony pulled away his underwear and said, "I'll be back in a second. I got us a little something on my toilet paper run the other day."

He then went into the bathroom and pulled a bottle of lube out from the cabinet. He then went back to Aziraphale.

"This will make it better. I promise. Little bit cold at first though."

He squirted some on his hand and rubbed it on Aziraphale's member.

(AN: some of the terminology used when writing smutty things is just awful and uncomfortable. Am I right??? You all be like t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶ y̶o̶u̶ f̶o̶r̶ m̶y̶ p̶o̶r̶n̶o̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶y̶.)

Aziraphale softly moaned against Anthony's touch.

"Anthony- oh that's- oh~"

Anthony pulled his hand away and said, "You don't know the feeling of anything yet. Shh."

He then handed Aziraphale the bottle of lube and said, "Put a little bit on your fingers-."

Aziraphale did that.

"-Now take one finger, put it where you know it belongs."

Aziraphale put his finger against Anthony's asshole and asked, "Here?"

"Yes," Anthony snapped, "Please. Just-oh please just go on."

Aziraphale didn't move his finger. "What do I do?"

"Stretch me out. Please Aziraphale, I need you to. I can't stand it if you just leave your finger right there."

Aziraphale pressed his finger into Anthony.

"Oh~" Anthony moaned, "Oh angel~"

Aziraphale pressed another finger into Anthony, causing him to squeak.

"Is that okay?" Aziraphale asked.

"Mhmm it's... Ngh it's great. Uh... move your fingers like scissors a bit and curl them a little."

Aziraphale did that, causing Anthony to moan louder.

"Mmmhm that's good... That's very good. Yes Aziraphale~ yes~"

Aziraphale smiled and continued, making Anthony fall forward on his knees eventually.

"Oh dear... Are you okay?"

Anthony laughed, "Yeah, can't do that standing."

He then got up and looked at Aziraphale. "I think I'm ready. Are you?"

Aziraphale said, "I am ready."

Anthony wrapped his arms around Aziraphale's neck and lowered himself onto Aziraphale's hardness.

Both boys softly moaned. Anthony got used to the feeling of Aziraphale inside him.

"You're really big, angel," Anthony gasped. His eyes were closed. Tears were threatening rolling from his cheeks.

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah- yeah I am. I'm great. Uh I think I'm going to move now."

Anthony slowly started to move his hips.

"Mmm~" Aziraphale moaned, "This is... This is so good~"

Anthony nodded and leaned his head back. He opened his eyes, and tears rolled down his cheeks.

"Anthony are you okay?"

"Angel... Oh angel~ I'm so good."

Anthony moved his hips faster. Aziraphale's dick was rubbing against his prostate. He had never felt something so good.

Aziraphale bit down on his lips as he stared at Anthony.

Anthony adjusted his position just a little and found himself in blissful pleasure.

"Ohh yes~ right there~ yes-!"

Aziraphale moaned too. Tears were running down his cheeks. He had never felt so close to Anthony. It was making his heart explode.

Anthony's tears continued to shed, only because he was feeling the same way about Aziraphale. He kept moving fast.

"Oh- oh Anthony- my stomach!"

Anthony continued moving. "Hold on Aziraphale!"

"Anthony!"

"Hold on!"

Anthony went faster, trying to build himself up enough to send him over the edge.

Aziraphale moaned as he started to cum hard.

Anthony came too, making an absolute mess all over Aziraphale.

"Oh Anthony- that-"

Anthony raised himself off of Aziraphale. There was a bit of a pop as he did so. He couldn't decide if he felt full or empty. What he did know is that he felt happy.

Aziraphale smiled and panted. "Oh my-"

Anthony asked, "Did you like that?"

"Very much so."

Anthony kissed Aziraphale's forehead and said, "Let's go get cleaned up. Come on."

Aziraphale said, "I don't think I can walk right now."

Anthony said, "Yeah, you're right. Let's wait a bit."

Aziraphale nodded and smiled. He then coughed a little.

"Oh I'm sure it's nothing."

That day Aziraphale had lost two things; his virginity and his clean bill of health.

Anthony and Aziraphale both had the corona virus. They were infected and fevered by the next day.

It was absolutely miserable.

They did not "go under quarantine" for a while after that.