1) Your looking for a job when you see a note on your door that says, "Now hiring, assist for interviews!" you...

2) Your A child around 6-7 years old. One night your mother hears a knock at the door. You... (Ps your father left)

3) Your a Famous (Insert reason) and you have been invited to be on the Warfstache Tonight Show you..

4) Your single and just got done with this amazing date... NOT it was awful! As you walked home you get "Mugged" By this kid about 5 or 4 years old. You..

5) Make up your own