It was a beautiful day as I was buying a new pair of shoes at a store downtown. Unikitty told me she'd meet me later. Sure enough, I saw her cloud car outside, backing into a parking space. She was singing something, but I couldn't hear her. Why she didn't just fly here is beyond me. Then I heard a thud. I ran outside, new shoes on, to see what happened. Unikitty and I looked behind to see Master Frown on the ground, crying. While normally I like to see that grouch in pain, this time wasn't the case. Everyone rushed behind as I stood next to Unikitty.

"Oh no! I feel terrible! Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?" She asked. I wrapped my arm around her as Master Frown smirked. He told us that the only way to make him happy is to meet us in court. I knew something was up, but I went with it.

(In court)

"Ohh, the pain! It! Hurts! So! Bad!" Master Frown yelled, smacking his crutches on the table in front of him. I was sitting behind him in the crowd seats. He turned to face me as Brock shuffled in.

"Dude, where is everybody?" He asked. I looked at him, holding up three fingers.

"Three... two... one..." I said, putting down one finger with each word spoken. As soon as I put down my last finger, everyone burst in, dance music blaring. I jumped out of my seat, greeting my girlfriend behind the witness stand.

"OBJECTION!" Master Frown yelled, the music stopping and everybody freezing. I asked what the hubbub was.

"I want a TRIAL!" Not another dance party!" He fumed.

"We're getting there, frown face. We're just hyping up the crowd." I said, a smug smirk on my face. He asked where the judge was. I pondered the question for a second.

"Oh yeah. We do need a judge. LOWER THE CRAIN!" Unikitty said. A large wheel descended from the ceiling with pictures of everybody's face on it to choose the judge. Brock went up and  spun the wheel. It spun for a second before it started to slow down.

"And the judge is..." Unikitty said as the wheel almost stopped on Master Frown's portrait before suddenly jumping to the next one: me.

"(Y/N)!" Unikitty yelled, everybody facing me. I gave a giant grin as the judge garb and wig fell on me. I walked to the judge stand and sat down. Banging the gavel, I looked at my girlfriend. She looked so happy, like always.

"Alright people, let's get this judicial party started! Eh, get it? Judicial party? No? Okay... Anyway..." I thought about what to do first. I decided to call witnesses.

"You. Frown face. Testimony." I said, pointing the gavel at Master Frown. He wheeled out from behind his table and stood using his crutches.

"Your honor, I stand here as a victim of negligence and disrespect by princess Unikitty, and I demand penance!" He yelled. I tossed my gavel at him, hitting him in the face.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night." I said, rolling my eyes. I looked at my Unikitty watch. 2:35.

"Alrighty then, time for recess!" I yelled. Everyone ran outside. I did too, but I left my judge stuff inside. While everyone played on the jungle gym and such, I stood next the group, stretching my legs. Unikitty looked at us, concerned.

"Guys, this isn't working. Master Frown's still mad." She said. We all looked to see Frown face stareing at us, a ticked look on his face. I snickered a little. Seeing that face was just really funny.

"Maybe he'll be happy again if we law even harder!" She squeaked. Just go with it. If it makes her happy, I'll do it. Recess ended as we went back inside. I got my judge attire back on as I sat behind the podium again.

"The defense would like to call a bunch of witnesses to the stand!" Dr fox yelled. I put my gavel to my lower lip, pondering.

"Hmm... I'll allow it!" I said as Phoebe came to the stand. Hawk questioned her.

"Tell me: did you see the princess at the so called "crime scene"?" Hawk asked. Phoebe pondered it for a second.

"Hmm... nope! Cuz I wasn't there!" she said, shrugging. Everyone gasped. She waved at Unikitty, and she waved back, causing Frowny to growl in anger.

"Next I call my cloud car!" She said.

"I'll allow it!" I said as the car came smashing through the wall. Doc took this one.

"Tell me cloud car. When your bumper nudged him, how did you feel?" She asked. The car honked and flashed it's headlights in Frowny's eyes. Nice to see someone likes to see that guy in pain besides me.

"Now for an expert witness! Someone who sees everything!" Unikitty squeaked.

"OBJECTION! Your honor, this is absurd! Cars, people who weren't there! Can we get a real witness?!" Frown spluttered. Time to be bad.

"Hold on, frowny. I wanna see where this is going. Unikitty, call this expert." I said. She smiled.

"I call THE SUN!" She said, pointing to the sky. I put on sunglasses as the sun burst through the wall.

"Hi mr sun! Thanks for coming out!" She said, feet away from the ball of fire. The sun complained about how lonely it was, so Unikitty gave it a hug, igniting as soon as she touched it.

"Enough! Brock, call some of our witnesses!" Frown said. Needless to say, Brock was a terrible lawyer. He stumbled over his words, got the names of witnesses wrong, and even pleaded guilty against frown face. My face was in my palm the whole time. Suddenly, an airhorn went off.

"Time for an evidence party! Everyone, submit things you like!" Unikitty yelled. Everyone started throwing things into a pile in front of the podium. I decided to be cute, getting up from the podium and throwing Unikitty in. She smiled and blushed, kissing my cheek as I returned to the podium.

"No! This is not how this is supposed to work!" Frown yelled.

"Who wants justice juice smoothies?" Unikitty asked, handing one to everybody, including me.

"That's bribery!" Frown yelled.

"No, I made these." I retorted. Soon after, Brock left. While I drank my smoothie, Unikitty said something VERY unexpected.

"This calls for drastic measures. I'm taking this into double jeopardy!" She said.

"Drastic whosaywha?" I said, very confused. Before I knew anything else, she was gone. What followed next was a stream of insanity where Unikitty was Frown's lawyer questioning herself. Eventually, she pulled out a video of the accident. We watched it and I cracked up.

"I'm sorry, can we loop that bit?" I asked, trying to hold in my laughs. The video looped over and over, and I burst out laughing. Unikitty pleaded guilty to herself as confetti cannons went off. Master frown rejoiced. Before he could celebrate, I held out my hand.

"Up bub bub bub bub. Can we play the clip taken right before this?"I asked, Frown's face shrinking. The tape was rewound as it showed Frown and Brock.

"Alright Brock, I'll hide behind the car and wait until that dumb rainbow cat backs up. Everybody will think she ran into me, and she'll be in so much trouble!" He said, excited.

"Dude, you said we were getting pretzels." Brock said, walking away.

'Fine. Go get your bread knot. I'm gonna get in place for my accident." Frown said, snickering as the tape ended.

"How... how did you..." He asked. I smiled.

"I was in the shoe store, idiot. I heard everything. Unikitty is cleared of all charges and Master Frown is sentenced to two weeks in jail! Court adjourned!" I said, banging my gavel. Hawk dragged Frown to jail as the rest of us returned home. Once we arrived at the castle, Unikitty and I sat in her room.

"Did you have to be so rough with Master Frown?" She asked. I cupped my hand on the side of her face, nuzzling her ear.

"Well, I couldn't send my girlfriend to jail now, could I? Besides, I'm sure he's fine. What matters is both of us are here, still loving each other." I said. She kissed me deeply as we dozed off.

Hey guys, Javodey here to say thank you all for being so patient with me! I'm so sorry this took so long, but I had writers block for a while. So here it finally is. I hope you all enjoyed. See you next time!