[After retrieving the Star Saber]

Smokescreen: Imagine stabbing someone with this!

Ratchet: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so it wouldn't be all that useful.

Arcee: If you want information it is.

Bulkhead: And here we have, in order, a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin.

Bumblebee: Why would you want to stab someone when you could have nice buttered toast?

Bulkhead: Ah. There's the Hufflepuff.

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