Ratchet: Where's Miko?

Raf: Doing stuff.

Ratchet: Then where's Jack?

Raf: Trying to stop Miko from doing stuff.

Ratchet: So where is Bulkhead?

Raf: Stopping Jack from stopping Miko from doing stuff.

Ratchet: If they're all doing that, why are you here and not with them?

Raf: I have to keep you distracted so you can't stop Bulkhead from stopping Jack from stopping Miko from doing stuff.

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