Ratchet: Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Miko: You mean...the pirndle?

Ratchet: The what?

Miko: The PIRNDLE!

Ratchet: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Miko: I'm not a child, Ratchet, I know how to spell pirndle.

Ratchet: It's not something you spell, it's a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, and LOW!

Miko: You're making me nervous with all this...technical talk!

Ratchet: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AHM or FHMMMMMMMM?

Source: Suite Life of Zach and Cody

Submitted by: Fanfic_Fanatic13

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