[Ratchet interviewing Optimus]

Ratchet, displaying a picture of dark energon: Do you know what this is?

Optimus: Yes, it's Dark Energon.

Ratchet: How do you know that?

Optimus: *points* It's labeled.

Ratchet: *snatches the picture, seeing that it is indeed labeled* Scrap.

[Ratchet interviewing Megatron]

Megatron, looking closely at the picture: That is Sanguis de La-factorem (blood of the Un-maker)

Ratchet: *sighs* No. It's Dark Energon.

[Ratchet interviewing Wheeljack]

Wheeljack: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

Ratchet: That's ridiculous - of course it wasn't me!

Wheeljack: Dark Energon is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember!

Ratchet: I would remember.

Wheeljack: Well how could you if it just erased your memory?

Ratchet: That's not how it works!

Wheeljack: Now, how do you know how it works?

Ratchet: . . . Knock it off! I'm interviewing you!

Wheeljack: No, you said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here; now, exactly how much Dark Energon did you consume?!

Ratchet:

Source: The Office (Marijuana scene)

Submitted by: Fanfic_Fanatic13

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