Miko: On a scale from "Dang Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Raf: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". What about you, Jack?

Jack: Probably "Road work ahead?".

Optimus: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Source: Tumblr?

(Personal favorite 😂)