Hikari: "I'll be right back."

Hidan: "Okay."

Hikari: *Walks out of the Akatsuki living room*

Hidan: *Sitting on the couch*

Sasori: *Stands up from behind the couch* "Hey you~"

Hidan: *Freezes*

Sasori: "Yes you..."

Hidan: *Slowly turns around*

Sasori: *Scorpion tail comes out* "You break her heart, I'll cut your d**k off."

Sasori: *Sinks back behind the couch*

Hikari: *Walks into the room* "I'm back!"

Hidan: *Shrieks and falls backwards off the couch*

(Sorry for making this so many times, it's just that 1:This is funny and 2:There are a lot of character combinations I can use for this.)