My mental version of Shadow: "What you don't seem to understand, is that you CAN'T kill me. You don't know how. So your death threats are completely unhelpful, unless you're trying to kill me by annoying me to death, godling. So just answer the questions of your idiotic blonde brother and I'll probably leave without killing one of you..."

Shadow in actuality: "WHAT IS THIS CRAP? YOU THINK I CAN'T COOK MY OWN FOOD?!!"

Loki&Shadow in one picture: