Hebichi: *In front of a blank screen* "WHY TF IS IT ALWAYS THE WOMAN WHO'S EXPECTED TO MAKE A GODAMN SANDWICH?!! DO MEN LACK THE ABILITY TO MAKE FOOD?!! HUH?!!!"

Later...While Team Seven is resting after training...

Kakashi: "Hey Hebichi, can you make me a sandwich?"

Hebichi: *Slowly turns around* "Why?"

Kakashi: "I'm hungry. And you're my student, so you're supposed to follow instructions."

Hebichi: "Ask one of the others."

Kakashi: "But Sakura would throw me into the forest..

Hebichi: "Then ask Naruto or Sasuke. And I can throw you into the forest as well, you know."

Kakashi: "...."

Kakashi: "No. I.., uh... Use my authority as a teacher to order you to make me a sandwich."

Hebichi: *Demonic glare* "I swear, I will GRIND YOUR FATHER'S BONES INTO FLOUR FOR BREAD, AND USE YOUR SPLEEN AS SANDWICH MEAT-"

Hebichi: "AND CHOKE YOU WITH THE JASHINDAMN HUMAN SANDWICH-"

Kakashi: *Stands up fast as heck boi* "AhnevermindI'llgetitmyself.."