*the brothers on a mission to defeat demons somewhere*

Bharat: This isn't working, I can't see Ram bhaiyya anywhere. I told you we should have brought binoculars!

Lakshman: And I told you those haven't been invented yet! What's wrong with you?

Shatrughan: Ooh, let's climb onto the shaky rocky ledge for a better vantage point!

*they climb, i.e. Lakshman lifts Bharat and Shatru on his back*

Shatrughan: Well, the good news? I can see Ram bhaiyya. The bad news? I can also see my imminent death! Anyway, hi  Ram bhaiyya!

Lakshman: Are we sure this won't fall off?

Bharat: It looks like granite to me.

Shatrughan: Well, Ram bhaiyya always said not to take things for granite.

Bharat: Uh-

Lakshman: Yeah, this could easily be pumice, bhaiyya.