Urmila, indignant: Who splattered red paint all over my ornamental mirrors?

Shatrughan: Uh-

Shrutakirti: It wasn't me.

Sita: I'll help you find them though!

Ram, confused: Was it Bharat?

Bharat, offended: What? No! I've run out of red paint!

Bharat: Did you fight with Mandavi again?

Mandavi: Hawww. What a great husband! Accusing me!

Bharat: Well you seem very suspicious-

Mandavi: It wasn't me! I wouldn't spend a single second more than I already have to with paint!

Shatrughan: Paint, yes, haha-

Shrutakirti, smart TM: What if it's not paint?

Shatrughan: SHHHHH-

Mandavi: Did Lakshman kill somebody again?

Ram: LAKSH!

Lakshman, violent: I didn't. I swear. Besides, the bathroom is a very bad place to kill somebody. The tiles get stained very easily with blood. I've tried it. 

Urmila: So who did it?

Bharat, jokingly: Must have been a ghost!

Shatrughan: See, about that-

A/N: Just a little intro to the Horror OS I'm working on that was requested by milkykite approximately ten centuries ago. My bad.

I haven't even started the next chapter of Princes of Ayodhya. The battle is pretty bland, actually. It has nothing to do with Lakshman. I want to write post-battle, already! I want to get an ending! But I must kill off Ravan. I never thought I'd hate PoA this much. Ah well. Good times. 

Yesterday night, I was going to write another short about the Laksh dying AU, but instead, I turned up with a 3K word chapter, so I guess I've already got the first What-Ifs chapter fully written. Now we just have to wait for me to finish PoA so I can publish it. 

So the saga continues.