Random Villager: I bet I can fool the King into giving me free cows!

Ram: Alright, next Ayodhyan!

Random Villager: Oh Raja Ram! My cows have run away! If they don't come back, then I will kill myself and the rest of the kingdom!

Ram: Oh please don't do th-

Lakshman: Was that a threat?

Random Villager: H-

Lakshman: Was that a threat against the King? In front of me? Gosh, am I not what I used to be? Do I not scare anyone anymore?

Lakshman: And what makes you think a wimp like you could kill anyone? You look like you go home to your amma and complain about the softness of rotis. Get a life.

Ram: He just lost his life. Because his cows ran away.

Shatrughan: AND ABOUT THAT-Why did the cows run away? 

Bharat: What were the working conditions of the cows? 9-5 work hours? 5 day work week? Good life insurance and health benefits? Hanh? 

Ram: They're cows. They don't care about health benefits. 

Shatrughan: Were they escaping an abusive work environment? Was their work ethic being compromised?We have to question why the cows ran away!

Ram: We have to start questioning why my sanity is running away. 

Bharat: ARREST THAT COW ABUSING MONGREL!

Shatrughan: Shhh, that's bhaiyya's job. 

Ram, exhausted: No no, you guys just take it. 

Bharat: And back to the original statement, about threatening to kill yourself. You'll kill yourself then the rest of the kingdom? Is that physically possible? Will you haunt us like Bhoothnath? I want to tell you right now that you are nothing compared to Big Bachchan!

Lakshman: And again about your wimpiness. What makes you think you could even kill yourself?

Shatrughan: Did you even ever have cows?

A/N- This was so random, I'm sorry about this.