Bharat, fuming: Shatrughan, why did you do this?

Shatrughan, destroyer of paintings everywhere: What could you possibly be talking about?

Bharat: You know what? I know why. The only reason God put you on this Earth was to destroy my paintings and be an obstacle to me reaching virtuoso level in painting!

Shatrughan, hurt: Yeah? Well the only reason God put you in my life was to block the hallway with paintings to prevent me from reaching the kitchen! You're just a secondary character!

Bharat: Yeah! SO ARE YOU!

Shatrughan: ....

Bharat: But wait. If we're the secondary characters in each other's stories, then who is the main character?

look left in unison

Ram: *riding a horse while simultaneously giving little kids ladoos, killing ten thousand demons, putting a flower necklace on Sita's neck, and praying devotedly with his eyes closed*

Shatrughan: Hmm. I wonder. 

A/N-First of all, I would just want to say that I cannot writed 'Married to the Serpent King'. Someone PM'ed me with a (really) long inbox mail as to how it would be extremely insulting to them and their religion to do something like that. 

I'm sorry for any discomfort I may have caused with my ideas. I didn't mean to insult anybody, and I apologize if I have.