and the award for most amazing goes to...

Shatrughan!!!

Shatrughan: Thank you, thank you so much! It's such an honor! But I couldn't have done this without my brothers!

Shatrughan: Love-bird that sneaks moral lessons into every single thing I do like a Sadhu in Maa's bedtime stories. Thanks for all those moral lessons that I can quote to other people admonishingly. 

Shatrughan: Poetic genius and simultaenous scaredy-cat, who taught me what it was like being short and also made me eternally afraid of short people, who, in my experience, will climb on ten chairs, five glass bowls, and a single apple to rescrew the chandelier. 

Shatrughan: And of course, my dear twin. Chaotic angry young man who should have been played by Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970's. Thanks for being my daily fitness regimen as I run away from you. 

A/N-My 25th incorrect quote in this book! I never thought we'd reach 25, I'll be honest with you. How many chapters do you think this book will have?