#22-Therapy
Ram, therapist: What do we call playing pranks?
Shatrughan: A hobby!
Ram: ...
Shatrughan: That I do not engage in!
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Mandavi: So yeah, recently I haven't been able to cook well at all, and I feel like that-
Shatrughan, psychologist: You can't cook well. You know who else can't cook well? Rakshasis! Therefore, by deductive reasoning, you are a rakshasi!
Mandavi:...
Mandavi: You know what I want to kill? Pests. Like you.
Mandavi: *burns GoodNight Fast Card*
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Bharat, twins therapy: So what seems to be the problem?
Shatrughan: His existence.
Shatrughann: His breathing.
Shatrughan: His heartbeat.
Shatrughan: His being.
Lakshman: Him.
Bharat: Interesting. What tactics have you considered to combat your issues?
Lakshman: I see only one.
Lakshman: The Hunger Games.
Bharat: I was thinking more like counselling, but sure.
Bharat: Would get you out of my luxurious, marvelous, diva hair.
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Sita, exasperated psychiatrist TM: Urmila, not every single person out there is a threat to your position!
Urmila: Ha. You see, hear, or feel no evil.
Mandavi: And you see, hear, and feel only evil.
Urmila: You won't say that once I tell you how that girl was looking at Bharat.
Mandavi: Heh. Lol. Hope she enjoys her husband doing nothing but painting because that's what life will be like.
Urmila: she was good at cooking
Mandavi:
Mandavi: BHARAT-
Mandavi: NO MORE NON-MANDAVI INTERACTION FOR YOU!
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A/N- Urmila and Mandavi tend to be the type that always watch out for threats. Meanwhile, Sita and Shrutakirti believe that every person is good.
Bye.
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