#22-Therapy

Ram, therapist: What do we call playing pranks?

Shatrughan: A hobby!

Ram: ...

Shatrughan: That I do not engage in!

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Mandavi: So yeah, recently I haven't been able to cook well at all, and I feel like that-

Shatrughan, psychologist: You can't cook well. You know who else can't cook well? Rakshasis! Therefore, by deductive reasoning, you are a rakshasi!

Mandavi:...

Mandavi: You know what I want to kill? Pests. Like you.

Mandavi: *burns GoodNight Fast Card*

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Bharat, twins therapy: So what seems to be the problem?

Shatrughan: His existence.

Shatrughann: His breathing.

Shatrughan: His heartbeat.

Shatrughan: His being.

Lakshman: Him.

Bharat: Interesting. What tactics have you considered to combat your issues?

Lakshman: I see only one.

Lakshman: The Hunger Games.

Bharat: I was thinking more like counselling, but sure.

Bharat: Would get you out of my luxurious, marvelous, diva hair.

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Sita, exasperated psychiatrist TM: Urmila, not every single person out there is a threat to your position!

Urmila: Ha. You see, hear, or feel no evil.

Mandavi: And you see, hear, and feel only evil.

Urmila: You won't say that once I tell you how that girl was looking at Bharat.

Mandavi: Heh. Lol. Hope she enjoys her husband doing nothing but painting because that's what life will be like.

Urmila: she was good at cooking

Mandavi:

Mandavi: BHARAT-

Mandavi: NO MORE NON-MANDAVI INTERACTION FOR YOU!

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A/N- Urmila and Mandavi tend to be the type that always watch out for threats. Meanwhile, Sita and Shrutakirti believe that every person is good. 

Bye.



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