Nov 02, 2021

Ram, hanging off a ledge on random mountain for fun: Lakshman, can you help me please?

Lakshman, dutiful brother TM, reaching down: Bhaiyya, be careful-

Ram: No, not with that! Quick! Help the child trapped in the cave below me!
Bharat, recently off aforementioned ledge: Child? I recall no child! Just a-

Ram: Of course there's a child Bharat! Look at that small, cute kid with the weird shaped head and stumpy legs!

Lakshman: Okay, let me go and check.

Bharat: Wait,

Shatrughan: What is it?

Bharat: Wait,

Shatrughan: WHAT IS IT?!

Bharat: Weird shaped head?

Ram: Yeah, with two bumps.

Bharat: Stumpy legs?

Shatru: Bhaiyya, we need to get your ears checked-

Bharat: Bhaiyya, that's a rakshas!

Ram:

Shatrughan:

Bharat:

Ram: WAIT-LAKSHUUU COME BAAACK!
Lakshman: BHARAT BHAIYYA, I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE DIE, I'LL KILL YOU!

Bharat, gently: Lakshman, that's not how that works-