Parashuram: I can't believe you broke that bow! Literally no one ever has dared lift that bow, and you went and broke it? Raaaaaaaam-

Lakshman, being interviewed: See, and I took that personally.

Lakshman: So? That's not a big deal for Ram bhaiyya-

Ram: Lakshman-

Lakshman: He's done loads of humanitarian work for the Red Cross! He's even created his own charity! It's called the Blue Bow. I wanted to make one called the Orange Sword, but apparently that was too violent-

Lakshman: anyways...

Lakshman: He's killed rakshasas before!

Lakshman: He's protected yagnas before!

Lakshman: Did I mention that he's the incarnation of Vishnu?

Ram: ....

Parashuram: ....

Lakshman: Oh, wait, aren't you one too?

Lakshman: See, but my Ram bhaiyya is the better incarnation.

Lakshman: He broke the bow.

Lakshman: Try doing that, sixth incarnation-

Lakshman: Seven is a much cooler number! It can't be divided by anything! Except itself, which only shows self humility-

Lakshman: Wait, how are you guys even interacting?

Lakshman: Anyways-

*proceeds to list ways Ram is above everyone that we cannot comprehend as mere mortal hooman beans*

Lakshman: And that concludes my speech 'How everyone is second to bhaiyya'!

Ram: ˡᵃᵏˢʰᵐᵃⁿ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

Lakshman: CUE THE APPLAUSE! 

Vishnu, reminiscing: And that's how Shesha over here managed to ruin my entire covert operation on planet Earth.

Shesha: YOU were the one who told me to socialize!

Vishnu: Socializing does not equal informing everyone about my greatness!

Shesha: THE SOCIETY SHOULD BE AWARE!

A/N- In case anyone was wondering, this is what I spend my time doing instead of writing actual chapters. This is like a little short T_T. Anyways, the parashuram incident always boggled me, because how do ram and him interact? 

Did Vishnu split atoms?