Nico- alright who left my cabin door open?!?!?!

Will- you're cabin needs sunlight

Nico- Oh it so doesn't

Will- Yesterday I almost kissed a patch of mushrooms thinking you have started sleeping on the floor again 

Nico- you cheated on me with susan?!1?!

Will- IT HAS A NAME?

Nico- sheesh Will show some respect it's 'she' not 'it'